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23 March 2006

Dear god no!!! As a Canadian let me apologize to all the decent good citizens of the world for the EVIL perpetrated by my country.

post by: arse_hat at: 01:27 | 32 comments

any "mating" of cells with celine dion and it's over for you, Canada.

posted by ethylene 23 March | 01:27

She really should get a nose job.

posted by loquacious 23 March | 01:34

This is a Mechastreisand post, isn't it?

posted by kmellis 23 March | 01:36

Mechastreisand gives me visions of a giant Jewish Japanese convertible mechanical nose flying overhead.

*prays for Godzilla's help*

posted by arse_hat 23 March | 01:43

I would pay real money to watch Celine and Barbara make out and get it on. But I'm not a well man.

Seriously, I think they're both nice to look at. As long as they aren't singing.

posted by loquacious 23 March | 01:44

um. ugh. hmmmm. well.

Oh fuck...

*runs away screaming*

posted by arse_hat 23 March | 01:47

i can never think of you the same way again, loq.

posted by ethylene 23 March | 01:51

*shields eyes*
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posted by ethylene 23 March | 01:51

this is for mr. loquacious:
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posted by jann 23 March | 01:55

ok the other fetish stuff i could take but this is just--
--perverted and necro

posted by ethylene 23 March | 01:56

Tell Him what?!

posted by arse_hat 23 March | 01:57

I blame Canada

posted by King of Prontopia 23 March | 02:00

Don't tell Him!
no!

posted by ethylene 23 March | 02:02

*goes blind*

posted by bmarkey 23 March | 02:05

re nose job: actually, loq, she just ends up looking pretty boring. The nose is better. Here's a very very quick-and-dirty, 5-minute-messy visualization, but enough to give you an idea:

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just to be clear, though, I'm not a fan at all.. I run screaming from her music

posted by taz 23 March | 02:06

it's not like you need words for this:≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by jann 23 March | 02:06

dear

god

jann

stop!

posted by arse_hat 23 March | 02:09

*prays for death*

posted by bmarkey 23 March | 02:09

man, if I had photoshop... y'all'd be swimming in amateur yentl & celine photomashups. count yer blessin's.

posted by jann 23 March | 02:15

Good! She'll have less pervasive security and it'll be easier to get a clearer shot.

With my camera, of course. With. My. Camera.

posted by fenriq 23 March | 02:22

You can "unveil" publicly after.

posted by ethylene 23 March | 02:25

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Just tryin' to clear the mental palate.

posted by bmarkey 23 March | 02:31

To accept the entire universe's gratitude?

posted by fenriq 23 March | 02:42

oui

posted by ethylene 23 March | 02:43

we have a medal and an escape route waiting
right into the back of a drag pageant.

posted by ethylene 23 March | 02:44

Ok. You all win. I changed my mind. *scrubs out filthy, nasty brain with lye and a wire brush*

re nose job: That was a bad joke. If she got a nose job she couldn't sing like that any more because the resonance of her sinuses would change.

Though, she'd probably just go on wailing, assisted by modern pitch-correcting digital signal processors like so many others.

posted by loquacious 23 March | 03:00

I was trying to make a double joke with mechastreisand. You know, both MeCha and the South Park mechastreisand. I thought I was being diabolically clever. I guess not.

posted by kmellis 23 March | 05:50

In other words, what agropyron said.

posted by ethylene 23 March | 05:56

I'm considering putting shellac's "canada" on my mecha mix now. Thanks.

posted by safetyfork 23 March | 08:48

Are there any songsters quite as inspirational as these two songstresses?

posted by Hugh Janus 23 March | 08:57

inside you, hugh
i'm sure they're massively taking up space
inside you

posted by ethylene 23 March | 08:59

I thought it was clever kmellis

posted by Mitheral 23 March | 15:51

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