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22 March 2006

Things we'll never say on Metachat

post by: mcgraw at: 12:40 | 42 comments

~~Zucchini~~

posted by AlexReynolds 22 March | 12:43

I lost my dick in a fire.

posted by Hugh Janus 22 March | 12:47

"Why isn't this place more like MetaTalk?"

posted by agropyron 22 March | 12:48

Wow, you guys are stuck up. And so easily offended!

posted by elizard 22 March | 12:48

In other words, what agropyron said.

posted by elizard 22 March | 12:49

comments about sand and vaginas.

posted by gaspode 22 March | 12:49

I disagree, gaspode. I think sand vaginas would be a perfect counterpoint to all the snow penises.

posted by jrossi4r 22 March | 12:51

This is not FPP material!

posted by pieisexactlythree 22 March | 12:53

Crap post!

posted by pieisexactlythree 22 March | 12:54

after I stick this hot poker in my ass, then I'm going to chop my dick off.

posted by jonmc 22 March | 12:56

MeTa

posted by mike9322 22 March | 12:56

quigibo

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 22 March | 12:58

after I stick this hot poker in my ass, then I'm going to chop my dick off.

Exactly. MeChatters understand that it goes in the opposite order, and would never commit the tragic social faux pas of the hot-poker-in-the-ass first.

posted by elizard 22 March | 13:05

You're all under arrest.

posted by omiewise 22 March | 13:06

"I'm glad this didn't devolve quickly in to a left vs. right political flamewar"

posted by Capn 22 March | 13:06

Oh, sorry, I thought this was things we'd never say on MetaFilter.

posted by Capn 22 March | 13:07

I'm telling Matt!

posted by warbaby 22 March | 13:13

spaghetti code.

posted by puke & cry 22 March | 13:14

squeegee

posted by danostuporstar 22 March | 13:20

You're worse than Hitler! Now fuck off.

posted by Skrik 22 March | 13:23

Best of chat on the web? I don't think so.

posted by sarah connor 22 March | 13:25

badger badger badger
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badger badger badger
badger badger badger
badger badger badger

Godwin! Godwin!

posted by pieisexactlythree 22 March | 13:26

[this is offensive]

posted by eamondaly 22 March | 13:27

I paid $5 for this?

posted by SassHat 22 March | 13:28

We have man bras.

posted by loquacious 22 March | 13:36

Please limit your responses to helpful answers.

posted by Miko 22 March | 13:36

I flagged this post.

posted by Capn 22 March | 13:42

Double post.

posted by Hugh Janus 22 March | 13:43

Lets all work to repeal Amendment XXII!

posted by arse_hat 22 March | 13:43

GYOBFW

posted by Feisty 22 March | 13:54

" ¡Dime con quien andas, y te dire quien eres!"

posted by Joe Famous 22 March | 13:57

"That reminds me of the MeFi post from last week..."

posted by TrishaLynn 22 March | 14:13

"Do those pants make jonmc's ass look fat?"

Seriously? I could happily go about a million years without ever seeing the word "troll" again. Never say never, but I hope to never ever see it here.

posted by taz 22 March | 14:38

double post

posted by betty 22 March | 14:39

Seriously taz. Ignore the troll folks.

I shall never say:

"That's not a quill, that's my cocker spaniel, jackass."

posted by tr33hggr 22 March | 14:40

PoliticsFilter.

posted by seanyboy 22 March | 15:15

~~Why was my comment deleted?~~

posted by AlexReynolds 22 March | 15:15

First post!

posted by me3dia 22 March | 16:18

I HATE YOU ALL AND I'M NEVER COMING BACK!

posted by sisterhavana 22 March | 20:05

Don't let the door hit you in the arse on the way out, then.

posted by dg 22 March | 21:34

Holy shit ya'll are boring and unattractive.

posted by kyleg 23 March | 05:20

Witty, ah so very not.

posted by tr33hggr 23 March | 12:48

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