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22 March 2006

Hang in there, pal.
Somebody's got a case of the Mondays!
posted by jonmc 22 March | 09:14
Hang in there, pal.

Oooooookay.

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posted by shane 22 March | 09:31
Can you have a case of the Mondays on a Wednesday? If you can then I definitely do.
posted by LunaticFringe 22 March | 09:33
The ratio of people-to-cake is not good...
posted by jonmc 22 March | 09:34
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
posted by killdevil 22 March | 09:36
Those last two comments kicked ass. Definite keepers.
posted by shane 22 March | 09:37
big GRAINS of salt....
posted by jonmc 22 March | 09:37
"PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?
posted by Zozo 22 March | 09:42
Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta....
posted by jonmc 22 March | 09:43
I am also not a pussy.
posted by mike9322 22 March | 09:45
Is there anything much more sublime than sending a ^]%-12345X@PJL RDYMSG DISPLAY="PC LOAD LETTER WTF?"^]%-12345X to a jetdirect printer somewhere across campus? No, no there is not.
posted by Wolfdog 22 March | 09:47
*shows everyone his 'O face'*
posted by jonmc 22 March | 09:48
It's not stealing. You know that thinga t the register where you can just take a penny?
posted by chewatadistance 22 March | 09:50
Why should I change my name? He's the one that sucks.
posted by mike9322 22 March | 09:54
I'm not lazy. It's just that I don't care.
posted by jrossi4r 22 March | 10:00
You know what, I do want to express myself, okay. And I don't need 37 pieces of flair to do it.
posted by tr33hggr 22 March | 10:06
Some yellow liquids are simply not urine.
posted by mcgraw 22 March | 10:22
What I'm going to have to have you do is come in on Saturday. Yeah. That'd be great.
posted by willpie 22 March | 10:41
It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 22 March | 11:46
and I could see the squirrels, and they were married

I have a longstanding debate with people about whether its "married" or "merry." According to the subtitles I think it's "merry," although the idea of squirrels being married is actually funnier.
posted by drjimmy11 22 March | 13:48
also:

the nazis had pieces of flair, that they made the Jews wear.
posted by drjimmy11 22 March | 13:49
also:

[middle eastern accent] back up in yo ass - with the ressurection.
posted by drjimmy11 22 March | 13:50
That's it, I'm watching Office Space tonight. Who's with me?
posted by mike9322 22 March | 14:01
Fidel Castro cares about black people. || Listen Up, 'cause on Election Day, We'll see who's banned in the USA!

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