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And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
Is there anything much more sublime than sending a ^]%-12345X@PJL RDYMSG DISPLAY="PC LOAD LETTER WTF?"^]%-12345X to a jetdirect printer somewhere across campus? No, no there is not.
and I could see the squirrels, and they were married
I have a longstanding debate with people about whether its "married" or "merry." According to the subtitles I think it's "merry," although the idea of squirrels being married is actually funnier.