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20 March 2006

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that's how they spell New York.

Que Pasa, Chingaderos?

Listen...
I haven't done one of these in a minute.

I saw the Pogues last night. I have three loci of pain in my human body as a result.

Dome (booze), Liver (booze), Wallet (booze). My feet and knees don't hurt. I pogo-ed in clarks (nutty!). It was awesome, Trishalynn didn't tell me that since Shane has lost his last tooth he sounds hella mushy. By the end of the show he sounded AMAZING. I'm so glad I saw the show. Fucking expensive. People passed out (decadent to be an old crustero, pay at least 75 beans for the ticket and then pass the fuck out on the carpet before the show!), I think I saw Jerry Adams (ok, he was just a fat Sinn Fein looking dude). Crispy.

post by: Divine_Wino at: 15:29 | 7 comments

I also watched a Pink Panther movie(return? revenge? exasperation? the French speak English and dude shot his nose off and writes with his feet at the end) (old) with the kid, it was filled with minutae, the inspector tripped over so many things, so many similar yet slightly different things. The big summer blockbuster production numbers involved sneakyness, and tricks that wouldn't fool a retarded dog. Awesome, I'm gonna watch more of them, very soothing.

Confidential to Amberglow (of the future):
Cory Doctorow's podcasts are pretty good, I like how he reads (some) of his short stories, I dig I Robot and I am reading someone comes to town, someone leaves town and I like it a bunch.

Everybody clench your wish muscles that jonmc gets a new place to live.

Holla Front!

Dewayne Hobo
(this is my new secret name, only people who read this thread can know that. DON'T TELL GOOGLE!)

posted by Divine_Wino 20 March | 15:29

I said he was unintelligible between songs. That's not enough clue for you?

posted by TrishaLynn 20 March | 15:32

I think I saw Jerry Adams (ok, he was just a fat Sinn Fein looking dude).

You just described half the population of Sunnyside, Woodside and Maspeth, dude. and the other half is their wives, usually named Megan or Bridget.

posted by jonmc 20 March | 15:32

I said he was unintelligible between songs. That's not enough clue for you?

He was always unintelligble*, now he goes:

"on the shunny shide of the shreet!"

*Actually I can tellige him pretty good. He called us stupid American cunts, which got a rousing cheer.

You just described half the population of Sunnyside, Woodside and Maspeth, dude. and the other half is their wives, usually named Megan or Bridget.

Not a sunnside type, a wolfish looking fat dude in a suit with a barbered beard, very Sinn Fein on the guest list look to him.

posted by Divine_Wino 20 March | 15:35

Oh, then after the show I went out again for one last (superflous 10th Guiness) drink and I met a little dog in a green bandanna that was having trouble finishing her twizzler. She was nice.

posted by Divine_Wino 20 March | 15:46

Dogs in bandannas are nice. When dressing one's pet, I find that minimalism is the best approach. Once, I was walking down Newtown Ave. in Astoria and a guy had his schnauzer in a sleveless t-shirt. Cos we in Queens, baby! gel his fur and put a Marlboro behind his ear while you're at it.

posted by jonmc 20 March | 15:50

...and get him little pointy cockroach killers, snake skin. Awesome.

Some dogs just need a bandanna.

posted by Divine_Wino 20 March | 15:53

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