Oh, my, I don't have any objection to that.

I don't know what she stands for, but I'll write-in a vote for her breasts.

Yeah, I'm not a resident, but it's Florida. C'mon. How hard could it be to vote there?

Oh wait, I'm half black. Ne'ermind.

She says "pneumatic breasts" as if they were bad.

Given, in the context of who's wearing them, they are, but in general they're not.

I'd hit it

Accident? Or maybe not such an accident.

One uses what tools one has.

I could cure her of her terrible afflictions, while simultaneously making her pay penance.

Hey, we could even do a nice, quaint little BDSM scene titled Hanging Chad. Oh, I dunno what that would be really, but it would probably involve some suspension knotwork, some spanking and a fair amount of licking. Perhaps somehow involving a horse.

*views stilicho's video link*

Holy sexual reassignment surgeries! It's my arch-nemisis, Skeletor!! Since when did they put He-Man back on the air? And why wasn't I called!? *stomps off in huff to call agent*

Wait, are those boobies? They are! Skeletor! You do love me! Oh, sweety, you really shouldn't have but I'm glad you did rawwr c'mere.

Well, at least I still have Beastman. Except, now I worry. What the hell's "A Brazilian"?

She looks like Jim Varney! Especially in the nose.

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Ha ha, loq, I just watched the video and I was thinking "Skeletor with breasts."

Pneumatic.

Actually, having clicked both links now I object to the pink spandex one. But the jeans-and-tee is nice.

I also object to that voice. Laws, it is like sandpaper upon my soul.

That woman ain't for talkin' Wolf. That woman's for ridin'. In the pool.