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13 March 2006

Chef is asshole (and belongs to cult) --no more chocolate salty balls.
Fucking scientologists. They can go fuck themselves with fireplace pokers. Good riddance.
posted by puke & cry 13 March | 22:05
and Hayes himself has said that they're equal-opportunity offenders---one scientology episode and he quits? unbelievable.
posted by amberglow 13 March | 22:14
I should have him on my show and help him escape the clutches of that cult! I'll call Oprah tonight and ask permission.

But it is good for him to leave that South Park show, have you ever seen that Mackey character? He creeps me out in a major way.
posted by Dr Phil 13 March | 22:26
Past episodes of South Park have skewered Catholics, Jews and Mormons, among others. However, according to Stone, he and Parker "never heard a peep out of Isaac in any way until we did Scientology." "He wants a different standard for religions other than his own, and to me, that is where intolerance and bigotry begin," Stone told the Associated Press.
posted by brainwidth 13 March | 22:29
The first time I heard that song I was back from college for the first time, stoned, trapped in the apartment of a girl I'd been friends with before I left for Boston and then Portland as she leafed through this photo album of guys she'd sold magazines to/slept with. Horrified.

This, though, is just ridiculous.
posted by rebirtha 13 March | 22:30
bloody mary didn't bother him, all the jewish stuff never bothered him, the fundamentalist cartman stuff never bothered him, the giant spider pope pedophile stuff never bothered him, the passion of the christ never bothered him, the muslim episode with the goat and osama, all the dum-dum-dum-dum mormon stuff...
posted by amberglow 13 March | 22:32
Well, fuck you, too.

Oh, wait...
posted by ColdChef 13 March | 22:35
Seriously, when I saw this, I was all, "What did I say?"
posted by ColdChef 13 March | 22:35
Do sacred cows always make tastier burgers? SP is a funny show, but perhaps at some point equal-opportunity offense just for the sake of equal-opportunity offense misses the point. Maybe Hayes had had enough.
posted by AlexReynolds 13 March | 22:43
yea, I'm all for irony if a reasonably thoughtful argument is being made but, on SP, that isn't always the case.
posted by jelly 13 March | 22:52
funny how the point where he had finally had enough was about his own religion, tho, no? and--it was an episode where they really weren't at all as harsh as they've been to mormons and catholics and jews, etc.
posted by amberglow 13 March | 23:00
I agree with you in principle, but let's put this in perspective. CNN is making this issue front page news on its site, while the prez keeps destroying the country. It's just a cartoon.
posted by AlexReynolds 13 March | 23:05
amber: yea, he's obvious about it. Especially since the fuckentology episode is re-airing this Wednesday.
posted by jelly 13 March | 23:07
*checks cnn.com*

eh, it's one of the headlines. The big headline is "Concern over Iraq drives Bush's rating to new low"
posted by puke & cry 13 March | 23:08
i've given on finding real news at cnn--either online or on the air--it's all just filler there.
posted by amberglow 13 March | 23:14
Fuck Hayes and the second rate dead sci-fi writer he rode in on.
posted by arse_hat 13 March | 23:36
i wonder whose voice will replace him?
posted by amberglow 13 March | 23:36
They should get Issac from "The Love Boat." Ted Lange.
posted by ColdChef 13 March | 23:42
If Chef can't take the heat, Chef should get out of the kitchen...oh wait, he is.
posted by sisterhavana 13 March | 23:47
Ted Lange? That would be outta sight!
*wink, point*
posted by jrossi4r 13 March | 23:49
oo--JJ from Good Times : >

dynomite!!!
posted by amberglow 13 March | 23:53
Damn that L. Ron was a clever bastard. Damn him and his monkey humping freak cult.
posted by fenriq 14 March | 00:09
"I told them they had it all wrong, I urged them to take a couple of courses ...."

LOL brainwashed cultist
posted by stilicho 14 March | 00:28
I feel responsible. I'll trank his ass and pull him in for reprogramming tomorrow morning. I apologize to all involved.
posted by trondant 14 March | 00:37
How do they keep getting all these celebrities?
posted by By the Grace of God 14 March | 05:00
I'd take a stab and say voice-wise, we might hear Dennis Haysbert ("24") or Avery Brooks ("Star Trek: Deep Space Nine") as replacement voices (assuming Matt and Trey don't butcher the Chef character out of spite.

Mr. Hayes may be upset (or whatever) but the cool cash he made off the shows, toys, etc. surely takes a bit of the sting off the jab at his quasi-cult religion.

Such a shame...

"I need about tree fitty."
posted by hyperlith 14 March | 05:30
"There is a place in this world for satire"

and that place is called college.
posted by grouse 14 March | 08:58
The upper-level Thetan in me says you are all fodder for intergalactic thermonuclear catastrophe.
posted by Hugh Janus 14 March | 09:19
'Seriously, when I saw this, I was all, "What did I say?"'

And yet, you didn't say "What cult is amberglow talking about?" which means that you actually do belong to a cult! Do tell!
posted by mr_crash_davis 14 March | 09:50
you actually do belong to a cult!

Yes, he does. He's an Amway rep.
posted by jonmc 14 March | 10:06
Oh, dear.
posted by mr_crash_davis 14 March | 10:15
should we call the deprogrammer, or just let him 'do our colors?'
posted by jonmc 14 March | 10:22
after so many years on the air, unless they have the Virgin Mary give a menstrual-blood facial to the Pope nobody seems to care that much about SP anymore.

it's all free publicity for them, and maybe CoS will find a part for Hayes in "Crash 2 -- The Chinaman's Revenge"

but then, I've never joined the anti-Scientology cult -- its alien and quack-therapy stuff is not more bizarre than many other religions dogmata
posted by matteo 14 March | 12:04
if affects our tv and other entertainment--of course it's more bizarre!
; >

(and i see it made the blue too)
posted by amberglow 14 March | 12:16
Y'know, I watched that show once. There was a talking turd. I haven't been back since.
posted by bmarkey 14 March | 13:15
Yes, he does. He's an Amway rep.


I grew up in West Michigan, where Amway was born. You have no idea all the people who tried to explain to me how rich they were all going to get, how i could too, yada yada. Amway was damn scary. At least they never got Tom Cruise to shill for them.
posted by King of Prontopia 14 March | 13:36
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