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13 March 2006

Chapter Eleven. Life in the city was starting to get to him. He started snapping at people; blowing everything out of proportion.→[More:]

You think these pants make me look fat, don't you? Well, I know why. You're sleeping with another woman, aren't you?!

post by: Eideteker at: 12:59 | 12 comments

Trust me, it's not the pants.

posted by mike9322 13 March | 13:01

Yes, and Yes?

posted by King of Prontopia 13 March | 13:17

You think these pants make me look fat, don't you?

No. Fat makes you look fat.

posted by jonmc 13 March | 13:21

*cries*

You said you liked my curves!

posted by Eideteker 13 March | 13:23

these curves

*pokes*

posted by flopsy 13 March | 13:26

tantas curvas y yo no tengo frenos.

I like all the curves, yo. *pokes everyone*

I just couldn't resist using that line.

posted by jonmc 13 March | 13:29

It's always a line with you, Jon. That's IT! We're over. We're finished. And this time it's for good!

posted by Eideteker 13 March | 14:09

I get custody of the sex toys and the comelet pans. or the omelet toys and the sex pans.

posted by jonmc 13 March | 14:10

The sex omelets and the toy pans.

posted by mr_crash_davis 13 March | 14:12

I dibs the panned sex and the omelet toys.

posted by TrishaLynn 13 March | 14:33

CRITICS PAN SEX WITH JON MC.

"What was I thinking?" says Roger Ebert

"The Worst. And I've had Oprah." - Gene Shalit

"Let me out of this box before he rapes me again!" - Gene Siskel

posted by Eideteker 13 March | 14:38

Yeah, that killed the thread.

posted by Eideteker 13 March | 19:33

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