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10 March 2006

The Friendliest Mongrel (a story we'll write together!)→[More:]

I'm gonna write part 1 in verse, but there's no need to keep in rhyming. Go nuts!

post by: mcgraw at: 11:20 | 7 comments

The friendliest mongrel came to town
When it arrived villagers gathered round
"Pleased to meet you all" he would then say
"One riddle, one joke, then I'm on my way."

posted by mcgraw 10 March | 11:21

/goes nuts

posted by richat 10 March | 11:26

First comes the riddle, the joke is for after
One causes puzzlement, the other, laughter.

I have two legs, tho this may confound:
Only when I rest do my legs touch the ground.

posted by iconomy 10 March | 11:28

My dick!

posted by Hugh Janus 10 March | 11:30

But wait! there's more,
you can be sure.
I'm brown and white,
and don't ever bite.

You've seen me wag
my ragged tail,
And bark at all
Dick Cheney's quail.

...

posted by amberglow 10 March | 16:17

Watch out, little cur;
though you scared off the partridge,
the VP just now
loaded another cartridge.

posted by Hugh Janus 10 March | 16:41

It was just Keith;
Danny's just fine.

Altho Laurie and Shirley
have been hitting the wine.

posted by amberglow 10 March | 17:57

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