MetaChat - Save the hippie sex monkeys!

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09 March 2006

Save the hippie sex monkeys! "The animals are known for greeting rival groups with genital handshakes and sensual body rubs. Bonobo spats are swiftly settled - often with a French kiss and a quick round of sex."

post by: TrishaLynn at: 15:58 | 12 comments

So what you're saying is our mascot should be these monkeys? I'll vote for that!

posted by tr33hggr 09 March | 15:59

*puts on monkey suit*

posted by jonmc 09 March | 16:04

Troy: [singing] I hate every ape I see
From chimpan-a to chimpan-zee
No, you'll never make a monkey out of me

Oh my God, I was wrong
It was Earth all along

You've finally made a monkey
Apes: Yes, we've finally made a monkey
Troy: Yes, you've finally made a monkey out of me
Apes: Yes, we've finally made a monkey out of you

posted by tr33hggr 09 March | 16:09

Seriously though, this is too sad.

posted by tr33hggr 09 March | 16:09

I can't get over the guy who said something like, "Hey, we've been eating them for years! How can they be endangered?"

posted by TrishaLynn 09 March | 16:23

Sounds like Irc.

posted by mudpuppie 09 March | 16:31

We've been eating IRC?

posted by matildaben 09 March | 16:33

Reminds me of Will Self's book "Great Apes"

posted by terrapin 09 March | 16:34

I LOVE you Dr. Zaius!

posted by Capn 09 March | 16:44

The poachers should be taken to the cities and served in "expensive, clandestine meals".

posted by King of Prontopia 09 March | 16:52

Agreed, king.

posted by mudpuppie 09 March | 17:16

My boyfriend and I have already agreed that the next time we have a little tiff, the seocnd one of us says "hippie chimp!" we will immediately table the fight and start making out instead.

posted by scody 09 March | 21:33

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