MetaChat - Boy Talk

Hit that shit like a hanging curveball, dawg!

*high-fives, bumps chest, knocks fists, goes to first aid tent*

posted by jonmc 08 March | 10:31

You guys wanna go catch some frogs? Or throw bricks through some windows?

posted by agropyron 08 March | 10:31

Frogs! Yeah! I've got some bottle rockets.

posted by danostuporstar 08 March | 10:34

(I just worked on a record by a rapper named 'Fidel Cashflow.' Possibly the worst name in hip-hop history.)

posted by jonmc 08 March | 10:35

*pouts at the base of the treehouse* But whyyyyyyyy can't I play with you?

posted by TrishaLynn 08 March | 10:37

Let's see who can pee the farthest!

posted by mike9322 08 March | 10:37

*throws frog eggs at TrishaLynn*

posted by agropyron 08 March | 10:38

Let this meeting of Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS come to order!

posted by mike9322 08 March | 10:38

Did somebody mention bottle rockets?

How the hell did I get this dirty so fast? Looks like I'm going to have to be hosed off before Mom lets me in the house again.

posted by sciurus 08 March | 10:39

right after I finish eating this tub of paste.

posted by jonmc 08 March | 10:39

Let's go catch some crawdads and make 'em fight each other!

posted by sciurus 08 March | 10:40

let's catch some girls and make them fight eachother. preferably midgets.

posted by jonmc 08 March | 10:41

But you can't eat the girls after the fight!

Wait, yes you can.

posted by sciurus 08 March | 10:42

*burns ants with a magnifying glass*

posted by agropyron 08 March | 10:43

Sounds like somebody's voice is changing.

posted by Miko 08 March | 10:45

Let this meeting of Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS come to order!
Mike slimed a girl!

posted by jrossi4r 08 March | 10:45

Ewww, boys, gross!

posted by deborah 08 March | 10:49

*sprouts pubes, runs into forest to, ummm, contemplate*

posted by jonmc 08 March | 10:54

*sneaks up to deborah, pulls her ponytail and kisses her*

yes, I actually did this to girls I had crushes on.

posted by tr33hggr 08 March | 11:04

*Wonders what the womenfolk think of sciurus being hosed off*

posted by mike9322 08 March | 11:05

I actually cut a chunk out of a girls hair with my safety scissors once. and I didn't even have a crush on her. I just really liked cutting stuff.

posted by jonmc 08 March | 11:06

I drew all over a girl's arm with a permanent marker because she wanted to use it.

I also punched a girl in the nose during class because she called me "Seargent." I was wearing an army-style shirt, she liked me, and I didn't like her.

I was a jerk apparently . . . But then again, there was a girl in 5th grade who used to kick the ever-loving shit out of my shins on a weekly basis with these really hard shoes.

posted by tr33hggr 08 March | 11:10

In second grade all the girls would sometimes yell "Boys Season!" and chase us all over the playground trying to kiss us. It was kinda horrifying then, but I wouldn't mind a revival now.

posted by jonmc 08 March | 11:12

Hey guys, look what I found under my dad's bed!

posted by mike9322 08 March | 11:14

mom?

posted by jonmc 08 March | 11:14

MAAAAA! They're not dolls! They're action figures. And yes, they need to be in the kitchen cupboards, 'cause that's their hideout.

posted by goatdog 08 March | 11:17

I know what this thread needs...MORE POWER!

/me barks at moon

posted by tommasz 08 March | 11:21

*Wonders what the womenfolk think of sciurus being hosed off*

I'm sure we all think that's just fine as we've established that many of think sciurus is cute (I'm in this camp).

Back to the fun:
*tosses waterballoons filled with grape juice at the boys*

Hah! Take that! Not letting me in your club....jerks. You will all rue the day!!

posted by LunaticFringe 08 March | 11:27

Hear, ye! Hear, ye! Hear, ye! This meeting of the He-Man Woman-Haters' Society will now come to order! All rise to greet our president! Psst - Alfalfa! That's your cue!

posted by Smart Dalek 08 March | 11:27

I actually cut a chunk out of a girls hair with my safety scissors once. and I didn't even have a crush on her. I just really liked cutting stuff.

Did you sit behind me in fourth grade??

posted by kellydamnit 08 March | 11:31

Dude, you talk all street and shit but you scream like a little girl when I've got your cock AND your balls in my mouth. You love it, don't you bitch?

posted by WolfDaddy 08 March | 11:32

Did you sit behind me in fourth grade??

no, but I would've liked to

*attempts sly wink, injures eye*

posted by jonmc 08 March | 11:33

Dude, you talk all street and shit but you scream like a little girl when I've got your cock AND your balls in my mouth. You love it, don't you bitch?

And then things turned weird.

posted by tr33hggr 08 March | 11:34

wolfdaddy: Oh, man. If I didn't love you before (which I did) I totally do now.

*runs away screaming from being pelted with frog eggs*

posted by TrishaLynn 08 March | 11:34

*says nothing*

*just plays the fucking guitar*

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posted by Eideteker 08 March | 11:43

dude, play "Surrender," then we can get high and dance around while shooting bottles with guns in a vacant condo.

(extra points to anyone who gets that joke)

posted by jonmc 08 March | 11:46

I got you! You're dead! You have to fall down!

posted by mike9322 08 March | 11:54

Nuh uh, I was wearing a bullet-proof vest! YOU're dead! haha!

posted by agropyron 08 March | 12:13

MOOOOOOMMMM!!! agro is cheating again! Tell him he's dead!

posted by mike9322 08 March | 12:26

I've got about 25 lbs. of fireworks hidden away. Who wants to party?

posted by Eideteker 08 March | 12:28

*gets the girls together to chase down tr33hggr and shove him into the girls washroom*

He likes me!

posted by deborah 08 March | 12:36

No jonmc, Fidel Cashflow is one of the best names in hip hop history. Perhaps the only superior is Stab-Master Arson, who was a character in the movie CB4

posted by King of Prontopia 08 March | 12:39

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I know what I'm going to be watching over and over again for the rest of the day.

kop, you grow in my estimation daily. Continue this trend, but not so rapidly that you exceed my capacity for perception of your awesomeness. Grow asymptotically. You heard me. Asymptote.

posted by Eideteker 08 March | 12:42

I've got about 25 lbs. of fireworks hidden away. Who wants to party?

Depends. you got malt liquor and a BB gun, too?

posted by jonmc 08 March | 12:53

*climbs tallest tree all the way to the top*

*pees*

posted by mcgraw 08 March | 12:54

And then things turned weird.

Hey, there's boy talk and then there's BOY TALK. You know what I mean. I just bet. Mmmm hmmm. What's that under your dad's bed again??

(luv you too TrishaLynn hunny)

posted by WolfDaddy 08 March | 13:14

Aww, all the fun stuff is in the boys' thread! No fair! Let me play! I'm really good at kickball, come on.

I was never too concerned with kissing boys pre-puberty, but I did chase one up a tree when I was four. His name was Todd. I liked him. Somehow I don't think the feeling was reciprocated.

posted by wimpdork 08 March | 13:16

Hey guys! TPS and dame are doing it!

posted by mike9322 08 March | 14:19

;) wolfdaddy!

posted by tr33hggr 08 March | 15:11

08 March 2006