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07 March 2006

Creepiest. Axme. Evar.

post by: puke & cry at: 12:26 | 25 comments

Word.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 07 March | 12:27

Meatbomb has a history of odd inquiries.

posted by amro 07 March | 12:28

Coincidence?

I think not.

posted by tommasz 07 March | 12:40

So, basically the cult didn't pan out and he wants to get married?

posted by mygothlaundry 07 March | 12:40

I'd like to think he's just fucking with us.

posted by greasy_skillet 07 March | 12:43

"Meatbomb"? Everything after that username is just creepy icing on the cake.
;-)

posted by shane 07 March | 12:50

Who says the cult didn't pan out? Maybe his cult is flourishing, but he needs a beautiful Hindu bride to take it to the next level.

posted by agropyron 07 March | 13:00

OR, he could have a harem of cultish European brides, and he wants to add to his collection.

posted by agropyron 07 March | 13:00

His blog, linked from his user page, but here's the link, is not to my taste either.

posted by omiewise 07 March | 13:14

Eeeeee, cult + beautiful Hindu bride = Temple of Doom!

≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by mygothlaundry 07 March | 13:28

I worked for a guy that was into and eventually did get himself a "hard-working, loyal and inexpensive and hot" bride from Cambodia or Thailand.

He was kind of a creepy dude too. And he paid crap without benefits or even sick days. I feel bad for the poor lady who had to marry him.

posted by fenriq 07 March | 13:31

he is indeed fucking with us. I mean, come on, some askmefi questions are just too crazy/spooky, it's bored people going, "let's make up some crazy shit and see what those guys answer".
like, that guy who posted a question about his penis being shaped like a pencil or something. those are bad pranks. a Hindu wife? come on.

posted by matteo 07 March | 13:32

matteo has all the Hindu wives. This will eventually be proven through a series of AskMe queries.

posted by mullacc 07 March | 13:34

like, that guy who posted a question about his penis being shaped like a pencil or something.

Please, please, please find this post, somebody.

posted by essexjan 07 March | 13:38

Creepy squared. *shudder*

posted by deborah 07 March | 13:47

My penis is ten inches long and narrower than my thumb.

posted by agropyron 07 March | 13:48

Thanks agro. What a crock.

posted by essexjan 07 March | 13:57

At first I thought that comment said "what a cock".

posted by agropyron 07 March | 14:08

MeTa

posted by danostuporstar 07 March | 14:09

I pondered posting Mecha in the Meta thread but it all got too metamechameta. and then my brain exploded.

posted by mygothlaundry 07 March | 14:26

If he's just fucking with us then his blog is just fucking with everyone.

posted by puke & cry 07 March | 15:12

DEAR METACHAT,

MY PENIS IS 2 INCHES LONG AND 9 INCHES THICK. PLEASE ADVISE. KTHXBYE.

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 07 March | 15:30

Re: comment in that penis thread about ~70% women don't achieve vaginal orgasm... I ran into this paper that suggests that - yes, that number is true, but only for women who's partner is circumsized. The percentage of women who don't achieve vaginal orgasm with partners who are intact drops to ~30%.

No, I honestly can't recall how I stumbled onto that paper yesterday but I'm fairly sure it was something completely non-related but it (the paper) just jumped at me and, no, I'm not quite certain why I'm sharing...

posted by porpoise 07 March | 15:52

IHNTA, IJLS "meatbomb beatdown". Dibs on the band name.

posted by stilicho 07 March | 16:24

Creepiest ask.me ever?

posted by knave 07 March | 18:28

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