MetaChat - Whatta week

She didn't even notice...then Sunday a fellow of her acquaintance decided to kick in her storm door when she told him to leave.

Plus I got all my hair cut off. (During the robbery, coincidentally.)

And I still haven't ordered my bunny pin!

(Oh, and my worship pastor and his wife were at the bank while it was robbed too. Small world.)

So, how's it going with the rest of you?

(Oh, and my husband got a promotion! Yay!)

Random enough for you?

posted by bunnyfire 06 March | 13:39

Dang!

posted by safetyfork 06 March | 13:40

Plus I got all my hair cut off. (During the robbery, coincidentally.)

So, we're looking for a gang of outlaw wigmakers, then?

posted by jonmc 06 March | 13:44

They'll go to prison toupee for their crimes.

posted by dodgygeezer 06 March | 13:45

I...uh...got new recycling bins.

posted by iconomy 06 March | 13:45

oh man...

hahahahaha

posted by sciurus 06 March | 13:45

Maybe it was the guy I found guilty on Friday, going on one last spree.

posted by jonmc 06 March | 13:47

sciurus, don't wig out man.

posted by mike9322 06 March | 13:48

Sounds like a hairy set of circumstances.

posted by sciurus 06 March | 13:52

Fur sure.

posted by jonmc 06 March | 13:52

I've spent ages trying to work the 'Flowbee' into this hair-related punilarity, but without success. I'm tired :-(

posted by essexjan 06 March | 14:01

well, if that's the way it is, Flowbee it, essexjan.;>

posted by jonmc 06 March | 14:04

Please, let's just sweep this one under the rug.

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 06 March | 14:07

that would be a bald-faced lie, IRFH.

posted by jonmc 06 March | 14:08

I have to tell you. The robber went up to a desk, asked for a loan. It was around 4:3O or so and the lady said he needed to come back on Monday. He indicated having a weapon (apparently a knife, from the crime blurb in the paper) and told her to get 200 bucks from a teller. He then proceeded to make his getaway on a bicycle. (And the police hardly broke a sweat finding him easily minutes later.)

Now if YOU were going to rob a bank, wouldn't you think 200 bucks was a tad low for 15 minute's work?

posted by bunnyfire 06 March | 14:14

Keep plugging away, jonmc. I'm sure with your razor-wit you'll come up with something if you mullet over.

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 06 March | 14:15

Don't believe those shaggy old stories, IRFH. But nothing ventured, nothing Ro-gained.

posted by jonmc 06 March | 14:16

Oh, I had enough leftover hair for about three toupees, I think. Brushing all that aside, I look better now. I didn't get it colored tho, as a few gray hares never hurt anyone.

posted by bunnyfire 06 March | 14:18

Running out of time. But I'll be sure to give you a buzz if I think of anything else.

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 06 March | 14:18

Now if YOU were going to rob a bank, wouldn't you think 200 bucks was a tad low for 15 minute's work?

Not to mention, I doubt the bank would've given him that small of a loan.

But I'm glad your daughter, etc. were OK. That was a close shave.

posted by me3dia 06 March | 14:20

But I'll be sure to give you a buzz if I think of anything else.

you better, otherwise I'll just dye.

posted by jonmc 06 March | 14:21

Man, this place is fulla trim! PAAAAAAARTY!

posted by Hugh Janus 06 March | 14:24

I can't strand these puns.

posted by Capn 06 March | 14:27

Sounds like it was a hair-raising experience.

posted by me3dia 06 March | 14:28

"you better, otherwise I'll just dye."

Don't worry. I was just teasing.

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 06 March | 14:30

This whole week was enough to curl my hair.

posted by bunnyfire 06 March | 14:34

STOP IT THIS INSTANT!

posted by Divine_Wino 06 March | 14:34

Sounds like D_W is in pretty bad condition, er.

posted by matildaben 06 March | 14:37

Well, I can't mop-top any of these, so I'll just bee-hive myself and stand a-part 'fro the crowd here. I won't try to hawk another crop of bad puns. That's right, no mo' hawk. If we keep this up, we'll be in a situation I dread, locked in to making wave after permanent wave of bad buns, one after another, bang, bang, bangs.

posted by Capn 06 March | 14:37

He needs to wash this thread right out of his hair.

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 06 March | 14:38

Oh, don't be such a sorehead!

≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by Hugh Janus 06 March | 14:39

ALL OF YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM!

posted by Divine_Wino 06 March | 14:41

STOP IT THIS INSTANT!

We better. Otherwise, this could be permanent.

posted by jonmc 06 March | 14:41

≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by Hugh Janus 06 March | 14:42

Capn, I like the cut of yer jibe, the trim of hirsute.

posted by me3dia 06 March | 14:43

These parades are wonderful; I am a pomp adorer.

posted by Hugh Janus 06 March | 14:44

STOP IT THIS INSTANT!

What you want to say that fur?

posted by dodgygeezer 06 March | 14:45

Thanks me3, I thought it might be on the fringe of good taste, but you've relaxed my fears.

posted by Capn 06 March | 14:46

I think this punning has reached a plat-eau

posted by dodgygeezer 06 March | 14:47

Don't be silly, we have yet to fade.

posted by jonmc 06 March | 14:48

D_W's upbraiding a[side, burns] like these are unhealthy. I think we should try to cut our losses, pick our battles, and comb together as a community.

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 06 March | 14:48

D_W's complaints roll off me like water off a ducktail.

posted by me3dia 06 March | 14:51

I think DW is dis-tressed. I hope he doesn't tell us to buzz-off. He might even try to get us banned from the site, and that's the last thing we need for this crew, cuts!

posted by Capn 06 March | 14:51

Dammit, I've had enough, you all need to stop it...

Right Hair Right Now!

OH SNAP, D_WINOZA WAS FAKING ALL ALONG. HE LOVES PUNS INVOLVING HAIRCUTS!

posted by Divine_Wino 06 March | 14:51

Also, I'm glad you and your family are all ok bunnyfire.

posted by Capn 06 March | 14:52

I am thinking of Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd at the moment. "The Barber of Seville", to be specific.

This thread has been a tonic to me.

posted by bunnyfire 06 March | 14:53

"welcome to my shop, let me cut your mop..... daintily"

Whelp, that's gonna be in my head all day now.

posted by Capn 06 March | 14:56

Well, here's hoping things finally gel for you. Just don't be a witch, hazel.

posted by jonmc 06 March | 14:57

I am also glad every one is ok. And saddened that the bank robber wasn't off the street already. Most criminals are repeat offenders, after all, in fact based on my profiling experience and the available clues (using a knife, the low amount of money, escaping on a bike...) I would have to say that he probably already had a long career of CLIPTOMANIA behind him!

(OH LORDY HE'S GONNA MAKE ME PEE, STOP IT. STOP IT)

Actually that joke was a little long winded, maybe we should delete it from the thread... AFTER ALL IT CAN ALWAYS GO IN THE DIRECTOR'S CUT!

Oh god, please help me!

posted by Divine_Wino 06 March | 14:58

Uh-oh, D_W's taken off the locks! I'm filled with dreads at what he might doo now!

posted by me3dia 06 March | 15:02

if he's got his gun, he might shoot a mousse.

posted by jonmc 06 March | 15:03

I think you're all a bunch of nits.

posted by mudpuppie 06 March | 15:03

Anybody unclear about that second photo I posted? It's pretty slick.

posted by Hugh Janus 06 March | 15:05

No really please stop it, I'm laughing so hard that I've started an uncontrollable fit of coiffure.

posted by Divine_Wino 06 March | 15:08

We are going to look back on this thread as MeCha's greatest folly -- culled from the herd like mutton chopped from shorn lambs.

posted by Capn 06 March | 15:08

Naw, capn, it won't last. Hair today, gone tomorrow.

posted by mudpuppie 06 March | 15:10

well, see you at the club, man. ;>

posted by jonmc 06 March | 15:11

We mustache it away where no one will see, print it out and run our hands through its pageboys.

posted by me3dia 06 March | 15:11

That's right, me3. Whisker away into a dark room.

posted by mudpuppie 06 March | 15:13

Fine, it's a Marcel(le) Duchamp.

posted by Hugh Janus 06 March | 15:29

For that, Hugh gets the Royal Crown

posted by jonmc 06 March | 15:37

The devil pomade me do it.

posted by Hugh Janus 06 March | 15:46

My daughter was in a bank last friday. While it was being robbed.

That's nice and all, but Crash won Oscars. My shock meter is out of whack right now.

posted by AlexReynolds 06 March | 15:52

Wait till Flip and Bob hear about this, but they'll try to bring this down to the pick and part joke level.

posted by King of Prontopia 06 March | 16:02

You guys have got me totally weaving.

posted by TrishaLynn 06 March | 16:33

That would make me want to curl up and dye on the spot.

posted by sisterhavana 06 March | 16:43

Sounds like they sent Deputy Doo after the robber. He really sticks it too 'em.

posted by freudianslipper 06 March | 19:36

Wow bunnyfire glad all are ok. If it'd happened to me I'd probably commit barbicide.

posted by chewatadistance 06 March | 20:22

06 March 2006