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I wouldn't say it's my best, but people always remember my voice and tell me I should be a deejay. Or that I sound laid-back or even stoned. Or, if I'm in a bad mood, that I sound like Clint Eastwood (in one of the "Man With No Name" films, I hope.) Etc etc.
I'm told that my eyes are very special. I like the shape of my lips. I have a good singing voice. The sexy butch dyke who gave me my piercing told me my down-below bits are "perfect".
The ladies I work with rave about my hair...it goes into ringlet curls when long enough. If I have any vanity, I suppose it is with regard to my hair.
Non-physically, I am (according to many) very kind, and quite thoughtful. The curse of the thoughtfulness is the tendency to end up a doormat on occasion, but it's a cross I'll bear.
Titanium alloy skeleton; neon-blue irises; wireless, vibrating tongue with optional hydraulics, deluxe sport attachment kit, and USB hub; pony-keg abs; buns of anodized carbon steel; laser-guided missile of love; mind like a bloody steel trap.
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People have said that my eyes and smile are my best features. I've been told that about my eyes often enough that I figure it's probably true. Otherwise, I'm overall about average in attractiveness and I don't think any other features deserve mention.
A survey of my exes and former lovers shows that my breasts are my best feature. My favorite compliment on them is that they're the kind of breasts women pay to get. Good thing I'm all-natural. ^_^
I'm just hot all around. My worst features are my breasts and my vanity.
Off-topic: Hi guys. I'm at the cafe that has wireless. I'll have real internet at home tomorrow. I got a house and a job. Everything is coming up dame & it scares the living shit out of me.
I've been told I have a great smile (which is one reason I'm trying to smile more these days). Other than that, I'd have to say legs. Since I run and bike and walk a lot, they're nicely shaped.
I have also been complimented on my down-there bits. Which is funny, since you really can't take much credit for that, but nice anyway.
Wolfdog: you've got soulful eyes and a nice mouth in addition to the graininess.
I am just flat out gorgeous, from my myopic brown eyes to my charmingly crooked teeth to my wonderful small breasts to my long tattooed-over-the-varicose-veins legs. So don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I'm a shallow idiotic twit, okay? ;-)
Thanks, jrossi. It's more that change means losing things I enjoyed as well as jettisoning things I hated. And it's too soon to know if it was worth it or not.
What's best about me? My pleasant disposition, you miserable maggots. Why the hell did you even ask? Shit, can't get any work around done around here today, what with all the stupid questions. And turn down that goddamn noise you insist on calling music!
*walks away from thread, muttering under breath about the kids today*
I find the eyes opinion especially odd since my eyes are dark brown, so dark that you can barely make out my pupils, which is odd since both my parents have green eyes.
My worst features: bad pitted complexion, bad teeth, lack of chest hair.
I don't consider lack of chest hair a bad feature. Mr. taz has almost none, and I think it's hot. I don't have anything against chest hair, necessarily, but it's not a feature that I require. Okay, it looks great on Sean Connery, so I wouldn't turn it down... but mostly-smooth can be really excellent and wonderful.
Well, let me a elaborate. The aforementioned less-than-hirsuite chest is also somewhat sunken (as in visible rib-bones) and my arms, legs and nether regions are of fairly normal hairness, so it makes for a rather odd visage over all. At least that's what I've been told.
This thread would profit from more photos. (didn't somebody say that?)
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Well, never mind, jon. What people like is diverse, and for a really large group of people you possess the absolutely ideal composition of physical characteristics...
And I think about half those people are posting right here on metachat! Score!
for a really large group of people you possess the absolutely ideal composition of physical characteristics.
there's a cult of women looking for skinny neurotic men who wear plaid flannel, smell of domestic beer and cigartettes, with acne scars, sloppy hair and bad teeth?
I feel like I'm a bit too hirsute. (Excepting my head, of course.) But the last woman I slept with just seemed to love to lay beside me and run her fingers through my hair.
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