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27 February 2006

Hi, this is Amber. I'm using mike9322's account because I'm shy and I don't know if I want to create my own account, but I think you are really cute and I want to have sex with you. Email me at obviousphishingscam@yahoo.com.

post by: mike9322 at: 15:06 | 14 comments

::looks around::

Who, me?

::nervous::

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 27 February | 15:08

Amberglow is visiting Virginia?

posted by danostuporstar 27 February | 15:12

Suckered again!

posted by Capn 27 February | 15:23

I've seen your webcam, Amber!

posted by sciurus 27 February | 15:32

I seem to have sprouted a vagina, Amber. Thanks for all your encouragement!

posted by Hugh Janus 27 February | 15:42

You never know, she could really think you're cute and want to have sex with you.

posted by tetsuo 27 February | 16:03

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

posted by amberglow 27 February | 18:00

Clearly, I should have used "Courtney" or "Esmerelda". Drat. Sorry amberglow.

posted by mike9322 27 February | 18:15

Do you need airfare to fly out here? Should I talk to my travel agent or mail the cash to you? Call me. kthxbye.

posted by porpoise 27 February | 21:45

Oh, did I mention, feel free to call me. Any time. Well, except when I'm having din din with my mum.

posted by porpoise 27 February | 21:47

hell, everyone fucked amber in high school.

posted by quonsar 27 February | 21:56

Except for the ones who didn't wait until high school.

posted by dg 27 February | 22:09

Call me...

posted by porpoise 27 February | 22:25

I keep telling her I don't swing that way, but she never lets up.

And what about AnAstasia? She seems sincere:

HelLo taz@myaddress! I fouNd yoUr profile in seaRch result Here. whEn I read it I deCidEd to wriTe you and intRoduce mysElf. sO, mY nAme iS AnAstasia. I Know tHat my letteR may get loSt among oThers that comE to you evEry day, but It will be coOL if yoU'll write me. If yoU really searChing for your sEcond half wTh serious inTEntions to bUild a family, if you prefEr present diaLOgue instead of gaMe, I'll wait for yoUr ansWer.

You mAy write me tO my e-maiL: dzumon@altern.org

HaVe a nIce dAy!!!
I'm waiTing... Bye-BYe!

posted by taz 28 February | 00:24

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