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24 February 2006

Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine

post by: puke & cry at: 15:13 | 19 comments

Woman loses interest in afternoon coffee break

posted by Miko 24 February | 15:19

If ever there was an eponysterical post...

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 24 February | 15:20

"I like it because it makes me closer to them -- like I'm drinking their youth."

*shudders*

posted by jrossi4r 24 February | 15:26

Ewww.

Old (old old old) quasi-Taoist superstition: the (clear) urine of virgin boys has cleansing properties.

(Keep in mind this superstition is from the same era as ingesting the powder of "dragon bones" [fossilized dinosaur bones] can bring immortality)

posted by porpoise 24 February | 15:29

I think that's the weirdest thing I've read today. It beats this which I saw the aftermath of yesterday.

posted by LunaticFringe 24 February | 15:33

Man cannot eat sandwich; sobs.

posted by cmonkey 24 February | 15:33

We have a winner.

posted by AlexReynolds 24 February | 15:34

Holy shit... err, piss!

I'm pretty damn perverted, warped, kinky and otherwise strange - but non-predatory. Thankfully the internet reminds me on a nearly daily basis that I'm not only quite (relatively) sane, but rather mundane and vanilla at that.

The bastard is probably just melatonin deficient or something and should probably take up Dr. Leary's practice of drinking a cup of one's own morning dew.

Not that I'm a young boy or anything but now I'm going to be all skeeved out the next few times I use a public restroom.

GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFFA MY PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!!

posted by loquacious 24 February | 15:34

Eponysterical.

posted by me3dia 24 February | 15:43

I was going to go out and get pissed. Now, maybe not.

posted by dodgygeezer 24 February | 15:44

Only with your urine can we be curin'.

posted by Eideteker 24 February | 15:47

I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy.

posted by Divine_Wino 24 February | 15:48

That is definitely a 9 on my squickometer.

posted by SassHat 24 February | 15:49

Someone IM'd me this today and my first thought was about that guy last summer who got caught looking up from the toilet in the ladies room. Remember him? So, of course, I start a-googling. Turns out he got off (legally speaking of course). I guess this piss guy broke even fewer laws.

During my travels, I came across this lovely (nsfw) site.

posted by danostuporstar 24 February | 15:50

I like to think I have a good share of the 'eponysterical posts' market.

posted by puke & cry 24 February | 15:57

That's just nasty.

posted by fenriq 24 February | 15:59

Reminds me of the story of the self-described order of vampires who managed to obtain some cattle blood from a nearby slaughterhouse. As they were actually mortal, and in pre goth-rock times no less, they all contracted hepatitis b after slurping the red stuff from wine goblets.

posted by Smart Dalek 24 February | 16:07

Here I was thinking that blind guy accusing of raping his seeing eye dog (named "Lucky", oh yes) would be the most unpleasant story of the day.

posted by Armitage Shanks 24 February | 16:37

What was his alternative? Fast food ice?

posted by ericb 24 February | 18:28

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