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23 February 2006

If I could create a human-animal hybrid, it would be...

post by: flopsy at: 15:33 | 18 comments

Something with a four-headed schlong.

posted by tr33hggr 23 February | 15:34

Like me, but with a four-headed schlong.

I'm sorry, maybe I should just go back to listening to Joy Division and making egg salad and drowning my sorrow.

posted by tr33hggr 23 February | 15:35

I would have to say human-ninja.

posted by selfnoise 23 February | 15:39

I would like a human/lemur combo. I could use their energy.

posted by richat 23 February | 15:44

Wolverine, totally. But only so I could make out with Famke Janssen

posted by mike9322 23 February | 15:46

Jessica Rabbit.

posted by danostuporstar 23 February | 15:47

Jessica Rabbit.

Dude, I would SO make out with you! :)

posted by tr33hggr 23 February | 15:51

Monkapotamus. Then teach him to toss his poo at bad people.

posted by arse_hat 23 February | 16:00

Ok so a monkey isn't a human but it is a primate.

posted by arse_hat 23 February | 16:00

Well, having seen too much anime in my mis-spent youth, I would have to go with a bunnygirl.

posted by King of Prontopia 23 February | 16:06

Amobea

posted by Capn 23 February | 16:06

Bee Girl!

posted by Specklet 23 February | 16:13

Beedog! No, wait...

posted by matildaben 23 February | 16:17

Can I just get a big fluffy tail? Because I've always wanted a big fluffy tail.

posted by krix 23 February | 16:19

I, for one, would be much happier if the country were being run by George Bushbaby.

posted by jrossi4r 23 February | 16:27

I just want to combine my last five boyfriends in a desperate and doomed attempt to create one decent man.

posted by mygothlaundry 23 February | 17:34

LT would turn into a mandolphin or manlabradorpuppy.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 23 February | 22:37

I just want a working eyeball embedded in the plam of my hand. Is that too much to ask?

posted by trondant 24 February | 01:18

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