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20 February 2006

Pee stains I've been searching for the last 30 seconds and I can't find a certain AskMeFi question about how to correctly... shake after going pee-pee toliet, so as not to spot your pants.→[More:]

It's too late for me, but I need to pass the instruction on to younger generations.

post by: bjork24 at: 18:07 | 16 comments

nah, yer not supposed to shake it! you're supposed wring it out, then tie a slipknot at the end.

posted by Five Fresh Fish 20 February | 18:12

Oh man, thirty seconds is way too long to spend searching for something!

*mops bjork24's "brow"*

posted by iconomy 20 February | 18:22

no matter how much you shake it, the last drop always runs down your leg.

posted by pieisexactlythree 20 February | 18:22

Why stand when you can sit?

posted by tr33hggr 20 February | 18:27

Just stick a swizzle stick up the ol' peehole and you won't have to worry about it.

posted by puke & cry 20 February | 18:33

you're supposed to shake, stop, then shake again. : >

posted by amberglow 20 February | 18:44

Whenever I shake and stop, it always starts back up. Damn pee!

posted by bjork24 20 February | 18:46

tr33hggr: What bars are you drinking at where the toilets aren't backed up and full of vomit?

posted by eamondaly 20 February | 19:07

Just wear dark pants.

posted by stilicho 20 February | 19:24

One word. Catheters

posted by King of Prontopia 20 February | 19:39

Um ... underwear?

posted by WolfDaddy 20 February | 19:57

Catheters and colostomies - no worries.

posted by deborah 20 February | 19:58

If I manage to somehow, by the grace of God himself, not piss on myself, the effect will ALWAYS be simulated by poor sink design causing water to splatter on my pants.

posted by mullacc 20 February | 21:09

wipe your wang with tp

posted by Wedge 20 February | 21:36

No matter how much you shake and dance, the last drop always lands in your pants.

posted by dg 20 February | 22:16

Damn, should have read the AskMe thread before posting that.

Also, always remember that more than two shakes is a wank.

posted by dg 20 February | 22:24

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