So I finished vomiting, shitting out rivers of molten poop (trying to get more crushes before next v-day with my romantic prose) and started eating halfway normal again. Then my throat became so swollen that I couldn't eat anything and I am spitting up disgusting globs of what I assume is intelligent life. At least it seems to pulsate and quiver nervously after I hack it up.

Went to the doc today and he basically agreed with me that I was fighting off a sinus infection before getting the gastroinstestinalwhatever virus and in my weakened state the sinus infection went "yipee!" and promptly turned my head into a warzone.

Which is pretty much what I told thought. But anyway, he gave a prescription for something to clear out my head and some antibiotics too. Should be ready to pick up in about thirty minutes. Wooo. Antibiotics. Good ol' amoxil or whatever they call it. I haven't had any of that in a while.

Right now I am drinking some Welch's grape soda. I can't taste it at all.

You can't have Mad Cow. Humans get Creutzfeldt-Jac/kob disease.

Still? Dude, take your vitamins!

I got mad (as in 'lots of') cow!

i have one too, were, but no antibiotics...get me some?

If I say I have Mad Cow, I have Mad Cow. Dammit. And now I also have meds. Mmmm. It's getting cold outside.

I hate how antibiotics make your pee smell.

The two times I had sinus infections, it was awfully tempting to get a half inch drill and relieve the pressure.

I have the flu. :(

Have you tried to get the cow to go to counselling, weretable?

I have mad bull.

You can't have Mad Cow. Humans get Creutzfeldt-Jac/kob disease.

Otherwise known as Jacobs Crackers disease
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