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15 February 2006

Pubic Crushes and one-eared hyenas.

post by: danostuporstar at: 09:31 | 7 comments

So it's basically a land strip that needs to be mown.

posted by iconomy 15 February | 09:39

Now that I'm single, maybe I'll start grooming my pubes. A pompadour perhaps?

posted by jonmc 15 February | 09:43

Additionally you should administer hyena-ear (6) in oil/fat as follows: After it is rotten you should massage her pelvis region repeatedly with it. Then you should put some myrrh resin and frankincense between her thighs and let the vapours penetrate her vulva.

posted by danostuporstar 15 February | 09:45

Then you should put some myrrh resin and frankincense between her thighs

Then invite three wise men over for an orgy?

posted by jonmc 15 February | 09:48

Orgies make the baby jesus cry.

posted by danostuporstar 15 February | 09:52

Ok, who told the internets about my fetish?

danostuporstar [noun]: A person who enjoys the smell of rotten eggs

How will you be defined in the dictionary?

posted by danostuporstar 15 February | 10:04

"Does this look like a Q to you? How about now?"

posted by Capn 15 February | 10:06

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