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15 February 2006

Can't Get No Satisfaction most men who have had penis enlargement surgery are not satisfied with the results. Looks like a case for expectation management.

post by: fenriq at: 00:46 | 4 comments

I was once promised "fourteen foot ejaculation" by some spam. Why I would want that, I don't know, but a part of me will always regret deleting that email.

posted by pieisexactlythree 15 February | 01:59

y'all know how these enlargments work right? They snip that little tenden at the root, so that they may pull the penis out from where that last 0,5 inch is hiding, so it looks longer.

How this penis then performs during sex is anybodies guess. It's not longer "secured" down like it used to be. No thanks, I'll pass.

posted by dabitch 15 February | 05:45

There's vaginal plastic surgery too. *shudder* Scary.

posted by dabitch 15 February | 07:37

14' ejaculations? Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex (SFW)

posted by porpoise 15 February | 14:42

← Oh man, this so needs its own thread. || Goldfish! OMG! →

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