This one time, in high school, →[More:]
There was this Valentine's Day fundraiser thing where you could send your crush an Orange Crush for $1 and they could find out who sent it by paying an additional dollar. Orange Crush is my favorite soda pop and since I was part of the school media news program I made commercials begging people to send me orange crush on Valentine's Day. I ended up getting something like 27 of them, because all my friends sent me them. Getting MeCha Valentine's is just like that. I think I'm gonna post the anonymous valentines in my profile. I think you should do the same. Then the stalking can really take off!