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14 February 2006

This is for you, Valentine. You know who you are.

*shyly proffers bouquet to secret love*
Ultra sexy!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 14 February | 10:04
How could any man resist me if I give him that? : )
posted by sisterhavana 14 February | 10:05
I hope those are the tampons that aren't toxic to woman parts.
posted by sciurus 14 February | 10:06
Bloody Marys, anybody?
posted by jonmc 14 February | 10:07
"Roses aren't always red,
and Valentine's Day is a crock,
But enjoy this bouquet anyway -
I hope you like Toxic Shock"
posted by iconomy 14 February | 10:14
I wonder which section of Valentines Day facts they go in.
posted by peacay 14 February | 10:17
AWWW, THANKS FOR THE VALENTINE, ICONOMY! RIGHT BACK ATCHA!
[kidding. but back atcha anyway.]
posted by shane 14 February | 10:26
This reminds me of the time when a girl I knew was getting very friendly with this guy she'd just met. They were rather the worse for drink and were getting a little carried away. They disappeared off to the car park and started getting even friendlier on the ground behind a car. He puts his hands into her knickers and then says the immortal line every young lady wants to hear in her life:
"Oi darlin', you've got a rag in here!"
posted by dodgygeezer 14 February | 10:55
All it needs is some duct tape, and I'm yours.
posted by Specklet 14 February | 11:19
This one time, in high school, || I'll get the sun and the moon for you baby

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