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This reminds me of the time when a girl I knew was getting very friendly with this guy she'd just met. They were rather the worse for drink and were getting a little carried away. They disappeared off to the car park and started getting even friendlier on the ground behind a car. He puts his hands into her knickers and then says the immortal line every young lady wants to hear in her life:
"Oi darlin', you've got a rag in here!"