Thank you for adding another post to remember how many comments there were last time I checked. I miss the new comment indicator (which still seems to tease me every morning first thing when I log in, but disappears after that - I deleted my cookies and everything!).

That would be the joke. I was going for the women like a sense of humor thing (and I have my suspicions you were doing the same, but... nah!). Failing that, pity always works if you want anonymous Valentines! Which is why I am so very unloved.

Here's a hint: Secret Valentines are good for my ego but do not get me laid. The solution is to come over to my place for some love. Unless you're that one chick on here who freaks me way the hell out. You, I have to do from behind. Sorry, them's the breaks. You can't make an omelette of love without breaking a few hearts.

I got the joke. I was continuing the joke. And now it's no longer funny. Start a new thread; we'll try this again.

I agree with the luscious earhole tunage compactingness thingy... I think I end up missing about two thirds of these things.

Also, why is no one broadcasting a very special VD mecha radio program today? Mudpuppie did this morning, thank goodness... but all the silence since then? It's really getting on my nerves.

Sorry, I sort of fucked up the pity thing there and fell back into the "sense of humor" bit. I apologize. I'm a truly worthless human being who no one loves. I repeat, NO ONE LOVES.

(Ha ha, I remember my user number!)

Creating my own thread was so the best idea I've ever had. Much easier to monitor if I limit all my commenting to one thread.

Taz, I can try to put together an ersatz playlist of love songs, anti-love songs, and just general feel good songs, if no one else wants to step up. I will need about 20 minutes until the album I'm listening to presently is done, though.

Ok, broadcasting. Not love songs, yet. Still listening to Faith No More, sorry.

why is no one broadcasting a very special VD mecha radio program today?

A venereal disease radio program? That seems a bit unromantic!

Oh... wait... never mind.

I've actually contemplated it. I'm so thoroughly distracted and excited today that I've accomplished literally *nothing*. I don't foresee that changing, despite my best efforts to knuckle down.

P.S., Mistress Taz of the sexy spankings, can you please authorize my blatant sock puppet account so that I may make a weak joke in another thread?

Posting here so I get more secret valentines...

...*twiddles thumbs*

I would like more secret valenties, too, but I am leery of this theory. Ah, what the hell.

Eideteker: I love FNM! Mike Patton is godly. Which album?

Looks like it worked! Thanks, you lovely degenerate!