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09 February 2006

He say, what's your number? →[More:]
I don't answer.
He say, what's your number man?
I don't answer.
He say, what's your number now?
He say, what's your number now, oh yeah hey hey yay?

post by: Hugh Janus at: 10:42 | 28 comments

1-800-PP5-DooDoo

posted by Divine_Wino 09 February | 10:51

1-800-White-Slavery

1-800-Nipp-Test

1-800-Trepan

1-800-Basement-Noises

What number wouldn't you dial?

posted by Divine_Wino 09 February | 10:55

54-46.

posted by Hugh Janus 09 February | 10:56

1-866-Shit-Self

posted by Divine_Wino 09 February | 10:57

1-800-ASS-TEAR

Rhyme it with here, rhyme it with air, either way is fine.

posted by Hugh Janus 09 February | 11:02

Give it to me one time
Give it to me two time
Give it to me three time
Give it to me four time

posted by richat 09 February | 11:09

1-800-Mutton-Passage

posted by Divine_Wino 09 February | 11:09

loook it up, mon.

posted by Hellbient 09 February | 11:18

54-46.

Right now, someone else have that number.

posted by Capn 09 February | 11:24

snoop stepped forth
and knocked him into slumber
i left with his girl
an she gave me her number

posted by mcgraw 09 February | 11:26

Snoop might not appreciate you leaving with his girl like that.

posted by Hugh Janus 09 February | 11:34

23. It's my favorite.

posted by Specklet 09 February | 11:38

42. It's the answer.

posted by jonmc 09 February | 11:39

snoop stepped forth
and knocked "MAN A" into slumber
i left with "MAN A's" girl
an she gave me her number (because i hang out with snoop dog making me a hard yet smooth mofo got it?)

posted by mcgraw 09 February | 11:46

i left with "MAN A's" girl

mayonaisse girl?

Smooth Like Hellman's
Rich like Kraft's
get a loaf of Wonder Bread
and Wax that Ass?

posted by jonmc 09 February | 11:48

That's not snoop, that's "Doggie."
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posted by Hugh Janus 09 February | 11:49

5705.

But there's no reply.

posted by essexjan 09 February | 11:52

Doggie: It's all about mothafuckin high contrast in the '06.

I stay gully like Jonathan Livingston!

posted by Divine_Wino 09 February | 11:55

jon, that was awesome.

posted by Specklet 09 February | 12:00

mooooooooooooom, jonmc made fun of me agaiiiiiiiiiin!

mayonnaise.gif:
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posted by mcgraw 09 February | 12:06

That says mayonnaise in katakana. I wonder why.

posted by Hugh Janus 09 February | 12:17

because hard yet smooth
mofos like me
still cry to mom
*kicks self in nuts*

posted by mcgraw 09 February | 12:22

I hear mayonnaise is a soothing balm for kicked nuts.

posted by Hugh Janus 09 February | 12:25

posted by mcgraw 09 February | 12:30

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posted by Hugh Janus 09 February | 12:55

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posted by mcgraw 09 February | 13:20

1-800-4-A-MOHEL

(Not mine, but I have the guy's card.)

posted by Triode 09 February | 13:46

2:30. Except Tuesdays.

posted by chewatadistance 09 February | 13:56

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