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06 February 2006

I want to eat your flesh.

post by: Lipstick Thespian at: 19:46 | 18 comments

If you've eaten tinned tuna you've probably already eaten the flesh of some of my cousins.

posted by porpoise 06 February | 19:49

Kids these days. IN MY DAY, WE ATE PEOPLES' BRAINS! And we LIKED it!

posted by Smart Dalek 06 February | 19:50

Ok, but I better be dead before you start.

Also, I've eaten nothing but cookie dough for three days. I might taste like chocolate chip cookies. I figure if I go for another two days or so I'll be dead and fucking delicious.

So if you could kindly wait until then I'll be the perfect snack.

posted by loquacious 06 February | 19:55

It's ok if you suck on it first.

posted by puke & cry 06 February | 19:59

I have to warn you, most of the other MetaChatters think I have NO taste at all.

posted by wendell 06 February | 20:30

Trust me, this is one honey-baked ham you want no part of.

posted by bmarkey 06 February | 20:33

I taste something like beef jerky, I imagine. All full of smoke and hormones.

posted by jonmc 06 February | 20:34

Mine's Virginia-Baked!

posted by Lipstick Thespian 06 February | 20:52

I'd guess that I taste like sweet corn, grilled with Tabasco, butter, and lime juice.

I should, anyway.

posted by Miko 06 February | 20:59

I learned about port flapping today. It was a good day.

posted by danostuporstar 06 February | 21:03

miko, don't take this the wrong way but you sound delicious. Especially since I ate dinner at very mediocre BBQ restaurant tonight. The blackeyed peas had onions & celery in them. That's just wrong.

posted by jonmc 06 February | 21:05

Eat Hufu.

posted by arse_hat 06 February | 21:24

I'd be pretty stringy -- no delicately marbled cuts could be carved from my cooling corpse.

Anybody know anybody who's actually ordered some hufu?

posted by killdevil 06 February | 21:27

I want to fleece your beat.

posted by tr33hggr 06 February | 21:47

I'm told I taste like cookie dough. When I'm cooked, I taste like cookies.

posted by shmegegge 06 February | 22:36

Can you wait until I peel? I'm kinda using my current coating.

posted by chewatadistance 07 February | 07:13

I can't say I blame you... I've been fattened on good, healthy, unprocessed foods - a free-range bunny in paradise, for the most part! But then there's also the alcohol and tobacco, so, huh. Maybe not so much, aye? Leave my flesh alone, and I promise to give you my firstborn child... unless, of course, I can figure out your real, true name beforehand.

(Steve!)

posted by taz 07 February | 08:15

Tough and gamey. That is all.

posted by warbaby 07 February | 10:43

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