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05 February 2006

Because you're snarky AND you're bunnies... I need an Easter-themed witticism.
[More:]Every year I host my family's Easter luncheon. I'm starting to design the invitations now. In the past along with the requisite info of time and place, I included some little semi-humourous tag line. Examples of past lines have been "For your egg-hunting convenience, the Easter chocolate will be placed in plain sight", and "Bunny ears and tail optional". But I've been doing this for four years now and can't think of anything new for this year's invitations. So, help me out. Funny is good. Sacreligious won't fly with my family (though if it's truly inspired I'll enjoy it, so throw it in just for the hell of it).
I'm trying to incorporate Humpty Dumpty. Lemme work on it.
posted by ColdChef 05 February | 23:17
Something about how they (your family) are all "good eggs"?
posted by amro 05 February | 23:21
Remember, Easter eggs are bunny poops.
posted by arse_hat 05 February | 23:59
Love it, arsey! I've always liked this cartoon:

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posted by taz 06 February | 00:51
All outta yolks, huh?
posted by trondant 06 February | 00:53
I think you should by them all one of my t-shirts. (yeah, shameless self-link)
posted by Hellbient 06 February | 01:24
I'll submit a couple of lame ones, considering you set the bar at "semi-humorous".

* No bunnies were harmed in the production of this year's Easter Eggs

* Come hunt eggs with us -- Or the bunny gets it

posted by agropyron 06 February | 02:10
Following up. . .


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posted by Feisty 06 February | 12:06
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posted by essexjan 06 February | 13:19
I've seen a card similar to the one taz posted where the bunny is complaining of a sore butt (tail was bitten off), but I can't seem to find it.
posted by deborah 06 February | 17:11
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