Breakin' up is easy to do! →[More:]Dealing with it is the hard part. Fortunately, there are only two ways to do so, and you don't get to choose which, if you're lucky enough to only suffer through one of them.

So this goes out to everyone else out there who's going through or has gone through a break up recently.

Option 1: Atmosphere - Fuck You, Lucy
Option 2: Jacques Brel - Ne Me Quitte Pas

But in the end, which road you choose doesn't matter, because:

Broken Hearts Are For Assholes.

Happy Valentine's-to-be, folks. If you need me, I'll be swingin' from the rafters.