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23 January 2006

This is a random thread. No linear conversation, please!
Jack Bauer let the dogs out.
posted by selfnoise 23 January | 15:28
The mefi jabber room is kinda fun.
posted by danostuporstar 23 January | 15:28
Hey, didn't you see that sign over there?
posted by matildaben 23 January | 15:28
I like pineapple. A lot.
posted by me3dia 23 January | 15:29
And then the hippo said to the pigeon, "the fork? My snozzlewanger ate the squirt bottle!"
posted by deborah 23 January | 15:29
That sailor prefers the windward passage.
posted by sarah connor 23 January | 15:29
Goats rhymes with boats and not with stairs.
posted by arse_hat 23 January | 15:29
Suddenly, a shot rang out!
posted by bmarkey 23 January | 15:30
A cannot be connected to B.
posted by Hugh Janus 23 January | 15:31
I said no lettuce, dammit!
posted by jonmc 23 January | 15:31
The pelagic argosy sights land.
posted by selfnoise 23 January | 15:33
Where's my graph paper chalice, %#*^!
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posted by mcgraw 23 January | 15:34
I'm in the grass - All wine coloured!
posted by richat 23 January | 15:36
The pizza was not nearly as good as I had hoped. Damned bland sauce.
posted by occhiblu 23 January | 15:36
Fishwrap intransigence? I think yellow.
posted by killdevil 23 January | 15:38
Yellow didn't work last time there was a fishwrap intransigence, killdevil. Did you have another color in mind that might do the trick?
posted by mcgraw 23 January | 15:38
It was a dark and stormy night, or no, actually kind of a gray and not really that stormy afternoon, not night at all, but still dark enough where you have to turn the lights on, or at least some of them.
posted by mygothlaundry 23 January | 15:38
Haha, I was out having a smoke (it's raining out) - saw a larger squirrel chase a smaller one. Smaller one jumps on the fence, up the tree, and onto the roof. The bigger one follows, jumps on the fence, goes for the branch, grabs it with its front paws...

... slips, and falls on its arse.
posted by porpoise 23 January | 15:39
Where does it go from here? What's next?
posted by Miko 23 January | 15:39
From where did you order said pizza, occiblu? We shant naught ever order from thence again, says I.
posted by mcgraw 23 January | 15:39
What other edibles do you enjoy, me3dia?
posted by mcgraw 23 January | 15:40
Who likes to sit on the coffee table and lick themselves? Is it you? Are you the one?
posted by moonbird 23 January | 15:42
Fuck!
posted by Hugh Janus 23 January | 15:42
I would kill for a piece of gum. I really like gum.
posted by iconomy 23 January | 15:43
Ecumenical, but not nonplussed, non plus. Brooking no complaint, either happily or without sauce. Which isn't to argue that we're without vodka, but only to see that her belly is stippled with very fine hairs.
posted by killdevil 23 January | 15:44
I'll take the blue one...two of the orange ones and that green one in the back...no, there, to your left. Yes, that one, please. No stripeys, though; they make my nose itch.
posted by Frisbee Girl 23 January | 15:44
It's true! You really do like the hyena!
posted by gaspode 23 January | 15:47
Proceed in an orderly fashion towards the countertop, but beware of the beast. Auguries point to those who eat deftly without chopsticks.
posted by killdevil 23 January | 15:47
But, but, how does the gerbil get out?
posted by orthogonality 23 January | 15:48
Always provide adequate support.
posted by arse_hat 23 January | 15:49
Faith in gearshifts? Laughable. Your golgi apparatus is pierced by paradox, though not on the scale you might otherwise imagine.
posted by killdevil 23 January | 15:52
time to peel the kidneys.
posted by Mrs.Pants 23 January | 15:55
Yes, but being English, Tolkein didn't vocalize the "r". Taking that into account, the word "spaffle" moves into first place.
posted by George_Spiggott 23 January | 15:56
Signage?

It's ironic that disingenuous persons should pick today to deal with my zany style of madcap ignorance, denigrating me with 'talking points' around an egregiously hip yet classy scrotum.

Chunks!
posted by mcgraw 23 January | 15:57
Non-rhotic pronunciation is all well and good until you sell the parrot.
posted by killdevil 23 January | 15:58
I fear the cat I fear.
posted by mcgraw 23 January | 16:01
Damn you mcgraw! Damn you!
posted by richat 23 January | 16:02
As the tennis ball arced upward, the butterfly would land on it in mid-flight, like some kind of NASA expedition to a comet, until reached the top of the curve and began descending, at which point the butterfly would take off and return to the tree. It did this every single time.

this is actually true
posted by George_Spiggott 23 January | 16:02
воскресенье неизвестные террористы взорвали основной и резервный трубопровод, питающий газом Грузию. На фоне последних резких заявлений грузинского президента по "газовому" вопросу эти события не выглядят случайностью. Похоже на то, что Тбилиси считает газовую карту еще не разыгранной до конца.
posted by arse_hat 23 January | 16:03
And then the bishop said, "Don't be a dick! There are no commas under my robe! Do you want to see?"
posted by flopsy 23 January | 16:03
No soap, radio!
posted by grouse 23 January | 16:04
Fuck it...let's go bowling.
posted by richat 23 January | 16:11
JOAN FUCKING JETT!
posted by mudpuppie 23 January | 16:12
Who thought a green tomato was a good addition to my salad? They were wrong.
posted by fenriq 23 January | 16:16
He's no fun, he fell right over. Wait, didn't I say that on the other side of the record?
posted by bmarkey 23 January | 16:19
As the number of trees increases, the probability that content proximity will have a "narrative-effect" also increases; therefore, we must conclude that, in another medium, our friend Kuleshov was onto something, particularly if you take the synoptic view and see each of these shots-in-the dark for what they are.

And yet, and yet.....

There also exists a cognative limit for this as well. We must take advantage of this. FLEX YOUR HEAD.
posted by safetyfork 23 January | 16:24
It's in the corner, but please tell Jasper that we fail to see what this has to do with quinoa, Lichtenstein or peanut butter.

And clean out that bellybutton before you hurt someone.
posted by Frisbee Girl 23 January | 16:30
totally and completely ba-roque.
posted by safetyfork 23 January | 16:34
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by
rabbits, wild bunnies that couldn't be tamed
they lived too hard, too fast, and died young.

these crazy party zombie rabbits ruled all
until they one of them went mad, and made
Hasen Pfeffer for everyone.

We salute you, crazy party zombie rabbit chef!
posted by mosch 23 January | 16:36
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61 tcc
posted by porpoise 23 January | 16:40
Choke Kiss Rules!
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posted by mosch 23 January | 16:43
It's freaking cold in here!
posted by sisterhavana 23 January | 16:52
I asked the dog how life was treating him and he said "ruff!"
posted by weretable and the undead chairs 23 January | 16:58
If you find Earth boring,
just the same old same thing,
come on, sign up
with Outer Space Ways
Incorporate-ed!
posted by tangerine 23 January | 17:11
My god! It's full of beets!
posted by arse_hat 23 January | 17:13
We're out of hair gel again. Wanda, could you bring me that mollusc, please?

Thank - uh, honey, that's a walrus. Odobenus rosmarus divergens, unless I'm mistaken. I need a mollusc. Thanks, sweetie.
posted by bmarkey 23 January | 17:24
A threesome.
posted by matildaben 23 January | 17:31
Pens and pencils.
posted by me3dia 23 January | 17:34
And that's when I learnt I was on the same set of medications as David Hasslehoff. Which was nice.
posted by seanyboy 23 January | 17:57
I put refried beans in my chili to make it extra thick.
posted by jrossi4r 23 January | 18:33
everyone at work missed me tons, but one woman's Hodgkins is back
posted by amberglow 23 January | 20:21
I remember this one time when I said to Angelina Jolie, "Of course I'll have sex with you, but you have to invite Lindsay Lohan this time."
posted by shmegegge 23 January | 21:24
I dreamed a dream in times gone by, when hope was high and life worth living.
posted by jrossi4r 23 January | 22:08
Dear Sweetheart, || HA! I have trapped all gnomes, sprites, elves etc in my

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