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19 January 2006

Are you a NeoCon? [More:]The quiz really just provides a yes/no answer, since the choices are restricted to NeoCon, Liberal, Isolationist, Realist. Nothing for Radicals, New Agers, Vegetarians or Christofascist apocalyptics, sorry.
I am an apopalyptic criscofascist, thanks, marginalized again.
posted by Divine_Wino 19 January | 10:51
I'm a member of the Guilty Party, myself.
posted by jonmc 19 January | 10:54
Apparently I'm a filthy stinking commie hippy liberal.
posted by Capn 19 January | 10:58
The quiz said I was a 'liberal.'

I would've guessed 'realist,' but what the hell, fetch me a latte, and a cheese horn.
posted by jonmc 19 January | 11:01
I'm apparently a realist. I guess that's good?
posted by brainwidth 19 January | 11:07
liberal, suprise!
posted by flopsy 19 January | 11:11
Based on your answers, you are most likely a liberal. Like, no sher, shitlock!
posted by mygothlaundry 19 January | 11:15
By the way, you 'mericans know that it's pretty funny that a word that implies freedom and progressive thought is an epithet to youse, right?
posted by Capn 19 January | 11:16
Is this the correct definition of neocon?
posted by kmellis 19 January | 11:17
Americans are not capable of "knowing", sorry, here come the daisy cutters.

posted by Divine_Wino 19 January | 11:19
Americans are not capable of "knowing", sorry,

In the immortal words of Lil' Abner: I don't know anything, but I suspect a lot of things.
posted by jonmc 19 January | 11:21
liberal. surprise, surprise.
posted by gaspode 19 January | 11:22
"Based on your answers, you are most likely a realist."

Well, no surprise there.

posted by kmellis 19 January | 11:25
Well, like I always say, I'm a liberal who generally can't stand other liberals, mainly because they have lousy taste and tend to be schoolmarmish. Paradoxically, this could make me valuable to the liberal cause.
posted by jonmc 19 January | 11:26
Reading the descriptions, I suspect that while I'm solidly in the "realist" camp, I'm much closer to "liberal" than not. And that pretty much is my foreign policy, I guess, "realist liberalism".
posted by kmellis 19 January | 11:27
It calls Ronald reagan a neo-con. I'm not sure I buy that.


Wait, you guys took the quiz at face value? I tried to give the neo-con answer to every question.
posted by orthogonality 19 January | 11:28
I'm hardcore neocon bitches. I'm talking 10 out of 10. Beat that.
posted by panoptican 19 January | 11:29
You and me, Brainwidth. Admit it: like me, you've considered taking the test for civil diplomatic service, haven't you? :)

Not a surprise that most here are solidly in the "liberal" camp.

orthogonality: Yeah, Reagan certainly wasn't a "neocon" in the strict sense. But he championed an expansive foreign policy with unilateral use of military force to, supposedly, further American values. That's pretty much the neocons.
posted by kmellis 19 January | 11:32
I'm so fucking neocon I didn't just take the test, I pre-emptively shock and awed it into a drawn out insurgency and eventually a big old Iranian annex state.
posted by Divine_Wino 19 January | 11:33
That test has too many words.
posted by richat 19 January | 11:36
I'm with ya, kmellis. And actually, I have thought about the civil diplomatic service, although my career path has taken me in a different direction.

I think that the definition of neocon used in the quiz results is descriptively accurate, but fails to capture the sociology of the neocons--their origins and intellectual roots. In any case, Roosevelt and Reagan were certainly not neocons in the Straussian sense, although the foreign policy they espoused may have been descriptively similar.
posted by brainwidth 19 January | 11:44
I'm a realist, which is why I'm pretty confident that this political quiz is kind of oversimplified and unsatisfying, just like every other one I've ever taken.

--takes quiz--

Upon further review, it turns out that I'm a liberal.
posted by box 19 January | 11:55
I'm a liberal with realist leanings. Which I could have told you without the aid of that quiz.
posted by me3dia 19 January | 12:03
I'm an isolationist!
posted by 6550 19 January | 12:08
Liberal. Suck it, haters.

They left 'corporate goon' off the neocon definition.
posted by danostuporstar 19 January | 12:10
Realist all the way.
posted by arse_hat 19 January | 12:14
I'm an ex-con, with bitchin' prison tatoos.
posted by LarryC 19 January | 12:18
I have Golden-Utilitarian leanings, but if you call me Situational, I'll get Categorically Imperative on you, if not for the Enlightened Self-Interest of any onlookers passing by.
posted by Smart Dalek 19 January | 12:26
Realist, baby. Suck it, h4terz!
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 19 January | 13:05
Just like those woolsuckers at the CSM to make a test about foreign policy complicated and subtle.

I was unsurprised to find that I'm a Realist. I had to defend Realist positions on MetaFilter, when they were mistaken for NeoCon positions. I'll reiterate here that it's the name of a philosophy of political science, not a synonym for "pragmatic" or some such, and it has some well-defined precepts.

I'd describe myself as realist, with liberal leanings.

I think that lately, liberals and isolationists are finding more points of agreement than they did in the past. The Cold War (and WWII) marginalized isolationism, but after Vietnam and now Iraq it's possible there could be a significant resurgence.
posted by stilicho 19 January | 13:08
Like I said, it's really only useful for yes/no NeoCon. There don't seem to be any choices for a Situationist.

Call me a Liberal and I'll piss on your shoes and punt your flufferly little dog out of the yard (with a nice spiral.)

posted by warbaby 19 January | 13:12
I'm a liberal too. There's a big shocker. : )
posted by sisterhavana 19 January | 13:17
It says I'm a chaotic neutral.
posted by eatitlive 19 January | 14:08
Liberal - no surprise. And no, I'm not ashamed to be one or to be called one. I yam what I yam.
posted by deborah 19 January | 14:33
I can't believe you would use the word "criscofascist" and not follow it up with "margarinalized," Divine_Wino.
posted by Hugh Janus 19 January | 14:37
I can't believe it's not something that occurred to me.
posted by Divine_Wino 19 January | 14:48
Mother and i are oleocome with disappointment in you.
posted by jonmc 19 January | 15:21
They may be thinking of a different citrus fruit, but they're calling me a realist.
posted by tangerine 19 January | 18:33
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