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13 January 2006
Bob Dylan says the funniest things... What would you like to hear Bob Dylan say or sing?
He could sing anything he wanted, as long as he did it in my living room. And then he would wash all the dishes piled up in the sink, because that's the kind of guy he is.
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump,my hump, my lovely little lumps.
One of my comedy specialties is doing Top 40 hits in a Bob Dylan voice. This began with
Like a virrrrgin
Touched
For the veryfirsttime
And continues with such classics as
It's
getting hooooottt
in heeere
so
takeoffall
your clothes
and
Oops, I
diditagain
I played withyour hearrrrt
got lostinthe gaaaame
I had considered "My hump" (isn't it "lovely lady lumps", btw?), but had a little more trouble getting the phrasing down. Assuming there is phrasing to get down, which is part of the problem, actually.
Dylan would make a good Dude, though, wouldn't he? "New shit has come to light ..."
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