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12 January 2006
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Someone told me that was on Leno and I was doubtful such a thing existed, so I googled. Well.
A google search for 'toad threesome' brings up all sorts of disturbing things I won't post here, and one book review that's incredibly easy to turn into a series of dirty jokes. (SFW)
I would love to furnish my home with all sorts of creepy, crawly stuffed animals and make up outlandish stories of their demise. "That one? He wrestled me under the water but he was no match for my howitzer". "I caught that one tryin to eat a baby girl in the park".
My friend has some taxidermy toads. They're all sitting at a bar. One's passed out holding a bottle of tequila. He had to tell his PETA-member girlfriend they were fake. (She's gone now.)
Wow, eBay did away with all of that guy's taxidermy auctions. Every last one of them. Not all of them were freaky frog-sex weird either. I bet a bunch of people complained after the auction was on Leno.