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11 January 2006

Kitty cat blues →[More:]So here's the story: A couple of days before Christmas, a teeny little cat shows up at my doorstep and is crying like a brie freak in Mississippi. I let her in because it is raining. she's grateful, purrs, blah blah blah. The plan is to reunite her with her owners since she is obviously an indoor cat who knows how to use a litter box, drink from the toilet, and fight with the other cat.

She's still here. She dearly loves to destroy the blinky things on my computer screen. Almost as much as she likes trying to climb up my leg when I am wearing shorts.

We have bonded. She's staying. Stupid cat.

post by: DeepFriedTwinkies at: 18:27 | 25 comments

Looks like she's about as evil as Rupert. If they weren't fixed they could get together and make adorable demon spawn kittens. Just pray she isn't a woolsucker who will eat your two favorite sweaters and margarita socks.

posted by matildaben 11 January | 18:34

I intend to work "crying like a brie freak in Mississippi" into my daily speech.

posted by LarryC 11 January | 18:37

I was totally expecting a sad ending to that story. I am instead, pleased.

posted by puke & cry 11 January | 18:39

Oh man, she's a beauty. Glad she found a good home.

posted by mudpuppie 11 January | 18:43

She's a calico/tortie like my cat! Warning: calicos have some serious attitude. But in a good way.

posted by amro 11 January | 18:53

KITTENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted by cmonkey 11 January | 19:02

Well if attitude = "I am a living hat for the bald man", then this one has megatude.

posted by DeepFriedTwinkies 11 January | 19:02

OMG TEH CUTE!!!!111!eleven!111

posted by pieisexactlythree 11 January | 19:04

But why do "brie freaks" cry in this "Mississippi" of yours?

posted by cmonkey 11 January | 19:06

several women have told me that Brie tastes like semen. Having never tried either I wouldn't know, but interesting comparison.

posted by jonmc 11 January | 19:08

Because they fry it, c.

posted by DeepFriedTwinkies 11 January | 19:11

I knew a girl named Brie, once. And I bet she did.

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 11 January | 19:12

It's getting through the rind that makes the process interesting, jon.

posted by DeepFriedTwinkies 11 January | 19:12

jon, I can say that is a comparison I never would have made on my own.

Thanks.
Thanks a lot.

*adds brie to list of foods I can never eat again...*

posted by kellydamnit 11 January | 19:23

awww. I do love the kitties.

posted by krix 11 January | 19:35

Jonmc, you bastard! That is why I don't eat mushrooms. I don't want to have to give up brie.

posted by jrossi4r 11 January | 19:36

Mushrooms taste like semen?

posted by DeepFriedTwinkies 11 January | 19:42

several women have told me that Brie tastes like semen. Having never tried either I wouldn't know, but interesting comparison.

Just another reason to get those lower ribs removed!

"I was talking about blowjobs and a woman in the audience shouted "You ever tried it?" I said "Yeah. Almost broke my back..." "

-Bill Hicks

posted by pieisexactlythree 11 January | 19:54

Once again, Bill Hicks:

"I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage."

posted by pieisexactlythree 11 January | 19:56

We have bonded. She's staying. Stupid cat.

Stupid cat. Wonderful DeepFriedTwinkies.

Cheers, man.

posted by shane 11 January | 20:08

She's adorable, DFT.

posted by deborah 11 January | 20:51

Boiled peanuts.

Cute cat!!

posted by mygothlaundry 11 January | 23:23

Awwwww. I'm waiting to hear if I have permission to get a kitty in my apartment. If I do, I hope I can find one half as gorgeous.

posted by coriolisdave 11 January | 23:43

That is a damn cute cat.

posted by puddinghead 12 January | 02:27

K I T T E N

posted by warbaby 12 January | 03:10

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