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06 January 2006

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post by: ethylene at: 07:10 | 33 comments

THE GODDESS OF MENSES DEMANDS BOOZE.
THE GOD OF TAXES can bite me. he hangs out with death too much.
The dictator of daylight hours is kind of a dick.

BYE

posted by ethylene 06 January | 07:16

"KIND OF A DICK"

dirty!

posted by iconomy 06 January | 07:26

NO ONE WILL TELL ME IF THE PENIS PICTURED IS WHAT THEY CONSIDER AVERAGE

posted by ethylene 06 January | 07:29

OH, I'LL TELL YOU...HOLD IT A MINUTE.

dirty!

posted by iconomy 06 January | 07:32

i swear it was very clean at the time

posted by ethylene 06 January | 07:33

IN MY ESTEEMED ESTIMATION, THE PENIS IN QUESTION IS PROBABLY SOMEWHAT LARGER THAN AVERAGE, BUT IT'S VERY HARD TO TELL HOW MUCH OF A SHOWER OR A GROWER A PENIS IS WHEN IT'S IN THE 'AT EASE' POSITION. ALSO, IT'S TOO CLOSE UP OF A SHOT TO GET THE SUBJECT MATTER IN THE CORRECT CONTEXT, ALTHOUGH I MUST SAY THAT THE PHOTOGRAPH IS VERY COMPELLING.

posted by iconomy 06 January | 07:38

it was suppose to be somewhat obscure as an actual penis. a hint of penis. and it's not quite flaccid i think it's safe to say.

NONE OF MY TOOLS FOR FIRE WILL KEEP SPARKY. ISN'T THAT JUST LIKE FIRE?
WHAT A TEASE.
or a sign.

posted by ethylene 06 January | 07:43

*HOLDS IT A MINUTE*

posted by danostuporstar 06 January | 08:14

OHH! THE GLOWING PENIS!? YES, I CONSIDER 7 RINGS AVERAGE!

I SAW A PLANET WEARING 12 RINGS ONCE!

posted by danostuporstar 06 January | 08:18

WAS IT URANUS?

(obvious)

posted by iconomy 06 January | 08:24

stating the obvious made douglas adams a star. in a huge constellation

TIP o' the ring: even if you feel like tackling the world, allow time of the unexpected or make a safe room for a minor melt down

now i gotta see if there are five golden rings

posted by ethylene 06 January | 08:31

THE COMMISSION'S COMMISH'S KLINGONS!

posted by danostuporstar 06 January | 08:37

orth myth goth, it says it's forbidden
--eth

posted by ethylene 06 January | 08:48

*sigh*

posted by danostuporstar 06 January | 08:51

Sorry, this site is temporarily unavailable

WHAT IS IT?
YOU KNOW I HAVE NO WMP CAPABILITY
TEASE!
YOU'RE JUST LIKE FIRE!
i figured out the trick with a trigger lighter though.if it's low on fuel, you have to hold it straight up and give time for the fuel to reach the spark

posted by ethylene 06 January | 08:54

Follow the kligon in the domo kun costume.

posted by danostuporstar 06 January | 09:02

[via a dying thread]

posted by danostuporstar 06 January | 09:04

GET OVER IT or make a coda
≡ Click to see image ≡
pardon my gif

posted by ethylene 06 January | 09:08

KLIGON TAKE ME AWAY!

posted by ethylene 06 January | 09:08

THE GODDESS OF MENSES DEMANDS BOOZE.
THE GOD OF TAXES can bite me. he hangs out with death too much.
The dictator of daylight hours is kind of a dick.

Awesome. It was worth it to get up at 6:30 after all!

posted by halonine 06 January | 09:26

Indeed, halonine. I feel the need to inscribe that on something. Or at the very least design a "The Goddess of Menses demands booze" t-shirt.

posted by jrossi4r 06 January | 10:20

I WANT TO RIP MY SUPER A NEW ONE!!!!!!!

posted by brujita 06 January | 11:46

LET 'ER RIP!

I DON'T WANNA CHECK MY MAIL BECAUSE THERE MIGHT BE BILLS IN THERE
I DON'T WANNA GO TO THE GROCER OR COOK TODAY UNTIL AFTER I WAKE UP
I DON'T WANNA MOVE MUCH RIGHT NOW
I DON'T REALLY WANNA YELL

HOW LONG DOES STANDARD SHIPPING TAKE WHEN IT COST $39 ON EBAY? IS THIS FUCKER GONNA SEND ME THE FUCKING DRESS FORM OR WHAT?

posted by ethylene 06 January | 13:38

i am cooking questionable meat
because i can't bear to waste it
if this fails all i have lost is half and onion, garlic and a handful of spices

AND I WILL HAUL OUT THE FOOD PROCESSOR AND MAKE MY TIRED BONES MAKE HUMMUS, DAMMIT

NOTICE HOW EVERYONE'S HUMMUS IS DIFFERENT YET DISTINCT TO ITS MAKER?
I FOILED THE SYSTEM.
FEAR ME.

posted by ethylene 06 January | 14:24

GMAIL IS SENDING ME BUNNY WALLPAPER ADS
I FEEL SO USED FOR US ALL

but when i'm happy i'm happiest when other people are happy too
probably becaus ei'm slap happy
I'M SLAPPY

posted by ethylene 06 January | 14:39

"You are my beautiful sister."
"I threw up on your bed."
--firefly

posted by ethylene 06 January | 15:15

"no power in the verse can stop me"
GOOD DAY, SIR!
I SAID, GOOD DAY!

ta

posted by ethylene 06 January | 15:53

I AM GETTING OUT OF WORK IN AN HOUR AND A HALF.
AND THE BOYFRIEND (EEEEEEE!) IS PICKING ME UP!!!

posted by kellydamnit 06 January | 17:51

whoo!
manwhile, i don't know what mr. penis is gonna think of 214 views of his pee pee

IT WILL HOPEFULLY MAKE HIM LAUGH WHILE ENLIGHTENED
PROBABLY WITHOUT GLOWSTICKS BECAUSE IT'S BEEN DONE ALREADY.

posted by ethylene 06 January | 19:13

i figured out the trick with a trigger lighter

correction, hold it straight but not up so the fuel can get to the spark.
so sue me, i was sleep deprived like no one's business.
not to mentioned cramping with laughter.
*shakes mighty fist*

THERE WERE GLOW STICKS AT THE CHINESE BUFFET. I DIDN'T MENTION IT TO BBOY UNTIL WE WERE LEAVING.

UH HO, TIME FOR MALOXX MAX
i blame this coffee on top of deep fried goodness. and finally not moving.

i never got to properly wake up today i'm still loopy.

EVEN THOUGH I AM FREE WITH MY OPINIONS ON DRUNG USE, IT DOES NOT MEAN I AM PREPETUALLY HIGH.
IF YOU NEED A SAFTEY BUBBY, PLEASE GIVE ME A LITTLE WARNING. IT IS NOT EASY BEING ME or green.

IF KELLYDAMMIT IS NOT CURRENTLY ASNUGGLE WITH THE BOY, I'D LIKE THE DISH ON HOW IT WENT.

posted by ethylene 07 January | 21:04

fine fork:

i am cooking questionable meat
because i can't bear to waste it

because of mechat. the fire alarm went off.
no, there was no fire but i'm sure it did kill everything in the meat like how they baked down the tumors for dogfood.

i did not test it.
i believe it will be end up somewhere past the garbage disposal drain and flowing into the watershed any day now.

posted by ethylene 08 January | 00:37

en*ding*

posted by ethylene 08 January | 00:37

ok, fine.

hold it straight up if there is no wind or moving air

posted by ethylene 10 January | 10:02

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