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05 January 2006

Gluteus maximus We have a boob thread and a multiple penis threads, so how about a butt thread?

post by: ramix at: 00:12 | 19 comments

I like big butts, and I cannot lie.

posted by sisterhavana 05 January | 00:15

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posted by agropyron 05 January | 00:27

I like butts. Nice ones.

posted by mudpuppie 05 January | 00:29

Damn, your booty don't stop, girl.

posted by me3dia 05 January | 00:31

Sorry, MonkeyFilter beat you to it.

posted by wendell 05 January | 00:39

MeCha's getting a little randy, it might need a good spanking before the night is through.

posted by fenriq 05 January | 00:58

*stands tall with her feet spread apart, black leather paddle in hand*

So who's first?

posted by TrishaLynn 05 January | 01:15

*raises hand*

posted by matildaben 05 January | 01:17

does this mean it's the weekend, fenriq?

doin' da butt
it's sexy sexy

weee got da butt, we got da butt
ok, that's all i got

posted by ethylene 05 January | 01:18

Um, I'll be back in just a little bit, I may need a moment alone.

posted by Triode 05 January | 02:12

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posted by Wolfdog 05 January | 08:36

LOL @ sisterhavana! and this whole thread.

posted by chewatadistance 05 January | 09:08

Butts?

Great, I love smoking, but I only smoke the butts out of the tray as a last resort. It's unsanitary.

posted by jonmc 05 January | 09:52

I'm not much of an ass fan myself. But my one request is that they are not sasquatchy which makes them look wooly and itchy. I always end up with a furry seated man tho, because i stalk the elegant and elusive prey that is the modern mustachioed and bearded fellow.

civil war facial hair is the hottest thing ever.

posted by Mrs.Pants 05 January | 10:35

my facial hair when I had it was more reminiscient of Vietnam or the Tong Wars, sadly.

posted by jonmc 05 January | 10:53

Cute butts are about the only eye-candy around these parts. Back in the early '80s, beautiful young women stopped the Danskin and spandex top thing and started wearing sweatshirts.

I always thought that had something to do with the level of political repression (Warbaby's political cleavage index) and judging by the view, there's not been much of a letup in the level of political repression.

I miss the leotard tops....

So I have to make do with eyeing butts.

*sighs*

posted by warbaby 05 January | 11:51

So who's first?

*raises hand*

Can I get second? Please?

posted by Specklet 05 January | 13:15

Patty cake, patty cake
Specklet's ass.
Spank that cheek
As (repectfully) hard as you can.
First you roooll it, then paaaat it
and mark it with D.
And put it in the oven for baby and me.

posted by danostuporstar 05 January | 13:39

civil war facial hair is the hottest thing ever.

I laughed my fat squishy butt off when I saw the name of the first guy who came up on this.

posted by essexjan 05 January | 14:18

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