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30 December 2005

I'm drinking for jesus. You should too.

post by: stavrosthewonderchicken at: 07:22 | 16 comments

Screw drinking for jesus. I'm toking for him.

posted by chewatadistance 30 December | 07:53

Screw-drinking is one of the best kinds of drinking!

Well, after rectal-hash suppository cheeseburgermaxipad skullbong benzadrine-pad whiskey infusion tantricsex drinking, anyway.

posted by stavrosthewonderchicken 30 December | 07:59

Okay, I'll drink for jesus... but that means getting dressed and going out to buy something to do it with, I guess.

*piety wrestles with lassitude*

posted by taz 30 December | 08:27

*piety wrestles with lassitude*

That makes me feel sexy.

posted by stavrosthewonderchicken 30 December | 08:31

*rolls over, stretches languorously, caresses rosary beads blushingly*

posted by taz 30 December | 08:48

*beer-burps accidentally, ruins the mood*

posted by stavrosthewonderchicken 30 December | 08:54

LIVE NUDE LESBIAN NUNS

posted by loquacious 30 December | 08:57

*sighs pointedly, turns radio up louder*

Hey - we've just traversed about seven years of courtship! Ain't the internet a grand thing?

posted by taz 30 December | 09:30

Awesome link, stavros.

posted by Doohickie 30 December | 09:52

I'm drinking with Jesus.

Salud, cabron!

posted by Hugh Janus 30 December | 09:58

Awesome link, stavros.

Gracias. At least I've redeemed myself hypertextually...

posted by stavrosthewonderchicken 30 December | 09:59

Hypertextual Redemption is a great band name.

posted by iconomy 30 December | 10:08

Some of my friends used to give me shit for drinking alone, so I named my aloe vera plant The Lord so I'd have something to point at to say that I wasn't drinking alone.

posted by porpoise 30 December | 10:24

I'm eating an omelet for the trash truck guys.

*solidarity!*

posted by moonbird 30 December | 10:35

stavros- I've always thought you're one of the better posters. (Although, honest I'm not *stalking* you!)

posted by Doohickie 30 December | 10:37

heh! the nasa images start off with ex-nazi wernher von braun.
*sigh*

posted by shane 30 December | 11:08

← I went on record for decency. || I would just like to congratulate jonmc... →

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