What the?

I'm really curious as to what kind of "something naughty" your guitar-owning family is possibly thinking of.

Because it sounds fun. Is it something one would take off their pants for? Or would it instead involve unconventional applications of hardware or power tools to said guitar. I'm down with both. Perhaps simultaneously - even with Jell-O. I hear metal vibrators make totally insane slide/ebow combos.

Damn, I need a drink. Yay 3 day weekends... I'm gonna get totally trashzzzzzz... ZZzzz. zzzznort! What? Who now? ARGH. I just know I'm going to sleep all weekend again, NYE be damned.

Oh please share the quonsakkah candles. Please?

quonsakkah candles.

ooo!!! show us! : >

If they do let you use the guitar. Aside from making what surely will be a wonderful song, be sure to film the process too. Just in case.

-Fan of piffle

awww
the bunnies noticed me.
i think i missed my favorite digital furbearance.
i even added to the wiki for you all.

gimmie a few hours to regroup and blow people off (and try to get a refund on an accidental double payment on a dressform from ebay) and i'll bust into my growing debt to upgrade my flickr and get the song together.

it was just the working title and their own lingering paranoia that scared people.
if i can get my friend to tote up the phone charge and get over the fact "santa is a bastard" is a working title (with much asides to the misfit toys), i may have a more melodic version to post tomorrow, else i'll post a hackneyed version tonight, if i rework the lyrics.

i'm glad i just hit the brink of dodgygeezer day so maybe it will be geezerly instead.
i do like my base melody but i may go the way of the sackofjaweeah dollar coin.

ps. to pan: there isn't a way for me to video it as my camera only records up to 20 seconds. but i may try for you just for hosting my santa clip.
that santa is not a bastard, but his real name is richard.

bass not base
and maybe the most mod modest mods will fix my typos (my keyboard's is being balanced on a teetering plane)

Welcome back, ethylene.

why, thank you, matilda
you are in my upper echelon mechalekkahidehos
maybe i'll pop in irc in a bit

Two words, ehtylene: A CAPELLA.

(And I'd have thought "Santa Is a Bastard" would be best accompanied by a simple jingle bell rhythm line)

However you can do it, go for it.

And get off that teetering plane and use a better airline.

wendell, don't you think everyone has had more than enough of my wacky ackipella?

I haven't. Bring on the wackyack.

well, you can't tell the candles are red and green in the pic so far, but the skulls and leopard print backgroud show up.

maybe i'll wait and do everything at once, at that UTC hour of wakedness.

Hey eth! I've missed you. And I hope to hear the song one day soon. :) (One can never get enough of that wacky a capella)

Hi eth I was just about to post asking where you were. Glad you're back. Here is my yuletide poem here. When I was young I wanted to be a lesbian poetess but alas I have no talent and I am not female so I moved on to wanting to be an astronaut.

gosh golly gee.
i'm surprised anyone noticed my absence.
maybe you can all help me with new lyrics as i've finally taken a slight break from radio mechat (it's hard to compose myself while listening to other's funky beats)
once i find my rhythm again i hope to post lyrics you can add suggestions to.

wait, are you calling me a lesbian, a poetess, or an astronaut wannabe?
because i have a great dream about "the Real World MIR space station" from a long time ago--
and i will wikiedit you

*never been wikiedited*
*flattered*
*and...*


*curious*

*hops on the "Welcome Back, ethylene" train*

Yay!

well aww
btw, i'm way too busy bedazzling wiki profiles in retaliation to even get to straight graffitiwiki.
this happily keeps me from my atonal bass noodling which would not even record on the phone.
ijust don't feel like appropriating a tune right now, though--

--unless someone has a suggestion

paging mr. arse_hat:
i wanted to make a user page for you but i think you should log in using your profile ident instead or there will just be a roving arsehat page.
sadly, this marks the death of a very clever joke that will never see the light of screen
*empties mental storage space, suddenly remeners old client phone numbers*

Eth, you don't really have to film it. I was just thinking, if you had the guitar and in case you really did do naughty things, it would be nice to know what they are. You know, so we could try it out too.

the naughtiest things are words and thoughts.
hence the amorphous fear.

Yay eth!! Wuddupp?

update: lyrics thrown together from the comics (not up to snuff to show) ended up a bit too aggro for my intentions. to wit:

Who invited the judgemental fat guy?
Did he just call me naughty?
That big old suit don't seem so cute
with gift giving guides so snotty--

then it gets worse with mentions of stripmining and a chorus line about where'd you get that coal and how timned charity might just be a reminder to get your deductable donations in before the end of the fiscal year--

long story short, maybe i'll rework a different one which was more what i meant to mean, and save that for someone's santa mob action to a punk rhythm another time.

my camera cord and lighting restrictions kiboshed a good shot of my quonsakkah candles so here's one of last year's hahahanakindasorta and maybe i'll give it all a shot later.

good eve's eve