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21 December 2005
Happy motherf@#$#ing birthday, Sam Jackson!→[More:] Mayflywake and I share our special day with the star of Snakes on a Plane. Suck it, haters!
Yeah? You think you're badass? Well, girlies, Renee Zellweger and I are exactly the same age. So everytime I see her on E!, I can rag on her for being so damn old. Of course, when I do this, my roommate kind of backs away, and the dog tucks his tail in. But if you can't feel superior to Hollywood's It List, who can you feel superior to?
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.