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19 December 2005

Yesterday a wild-eyed woman [More:]
on the 1-train interrupted a conversation my friend and I were having about Christmas plans to stare me down and tell me that she didn't appreciate violent talk on the subway.

"Everybody comes on here and talks about violent things, people... hitting other people. I was hit in the head by a seven-foot tall man on the subway, and it's really dangerous, this violent talk. Men think they can just hit women, it's terrible, a terrible problem, violence against women, he hit me in the head, the seven-foot tall man, it can be very dangerous. Women aren't safe..."

She went on in a loop for a few minutes, until I gently interrupted her, and said "You're right. I agree with every word you just said. Thank you."

She gaped at me for a minute and then shuffled off to mutter at her hands.
Oh, her. Entertaining but a lousy date.
posted by jonmc 19 December | 12:24
Hey, only one of my eyes is wild.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 19 December | 12:25
Did your Christmas plans involve Santa's sleigh?
posted by danostuporstar 19 December | 12:26
My mom obviously decided to use her day pass.

Sorry 'bout that.
posted by Frisbee Girl 19 December | 12:27
which one pink? I wanna take it to the woods and watch it frolic.
posted by jonmc 19 December | 12:29
The very idea of domesticated eyes is making me laugh.
posted by Hugh Janus 19 December | 12:31
My eyes were once wild, hugh, and roamed freely on the optical plains, but then a handsome rach hand broke their spirit.

*gazes wistfully at horizon, a single manly tear in his domesticated eye..*
posted by jonmc 19 December | 12:35
Keep America clean. Don't litter.
posted by me3dia 19 December | 12:38
You guys just made me choke on my meatloaf.
posted by SassHat 19 December | 12:39
I don't appreciate all this violence against meatloaf.
posted by JanetLand 19 December | 12:42
Neither does Meatloaf.

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posted by Hugh Janus 19 December | 12:43
What is it that he won't do for love, anyway?
My roommate says pegging.
posted by SassHat 19 December | 12:45
to peg Mr. Loaf would require a tent pole, me thinks.
posted by jonmc 19 December | 12:56
He won't throw that fucking filthy mexican wedding shirt in the washer is what he won't do for love. Can you imagine the legendary neck sweat ring around the collar that bloated cuttlefish is throwing off?
posted by Divine_Wino 19 December | 13:13
aaiii.

I don't know why, but I've always been able to see myself as that woman. Everything completely schizoid seems very familiar to me, though I've never had any episodes myself, or any really close contact with people who have.

Every time I find myself nearly leaving the house wearing my slippers, I imagine me ending up as that crazy old lady wandering the street in her bathrobe.
posted by taz 19 December | 13:37
(FRUIT)CAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN!
posted by mudpuppie 19 December | 15:24
Aw shit, mudpuppie, that's awesome. BART will never be the same for me.
posted by Frisbee Girl 19 December | 16:00
*snorts Diet Coke out of nose*
posted by puddinghead 19 December | 17:21
You last drink would be...? || SF Weather

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