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16 December 2005

Knock, knock.

post by: agropyron at: 13:58 | 26 comments

Who's there?

posted by porpoise 16 December | 14:00

Polish burglar.

posted by jonmc 16 December | 14:01

Polish burglar who?

posted by agropyron 16 December | 14:02

Damn, you stole my line!

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 16 December | 14:12

Milk, milk.

posted by danostuporstar 16 December | 14:16

Lemonade?

posted by Slack-a-gogo 16 December | 14:19

knockin on heaven's door

posted by chewatadistance 16 December | 14:23

Polish burglar who, goddammit!

posted by mudpuppie 16 December | 14:23

What do sick lemons drink?
*Wonders if mudpuppie is joking.*

posted by danostuporstar 16 December | 14:24

Doctor.

posted by carter 16 December | 14:30

Doctor Who

posted by Feisty 16 December | 14:31

Doctor, come quick, the polish burgler ate some sick lemons!

posted by Slack-a-gogo 16 December | 14:33

Does everyone but me know the polish burglar punchline?

posted by mudpuppie 16 December | 14:35

*the punchline was "Damn, you stole my line!"*

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 16 December | 14:37

mudpuppie: Why would a burglar be knocking? Hmmmm.....

posted by Slack-a-gogo 16 December | 14:39

Ah, never mind, I Googled. Fortunately for me, someone out there had the great forbearance to start PolishJoke.com.

posted by mudpuppie 16 December | 14:39

"Why would a burglar be knocking?"

To make sure nobody was home.

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 16 December | 14:45

To distract the dog while his partner slips in the back window.

posted by danostuporstar 16 December | 14:46

Banana.

Knock knock.

posted by me3dia 16 December | 14:52

Who is that knocking, knocking on my chamber door?

posted by Hugh Janus 16 December | 15:07

need higher octane, methinks.

posted by sam 16 December | 15:18

Squid squid.

≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by mcgraw 16 December | 15:18

The Aristocrats!

posted by papercake 16 December | 15:44

Interrupting cow!

posted by matildaben 16 December | 16:08

The Aristo-

damn!

posted by papercake 16 December | 16:36

"Interrupting Cow" was one of my favorite MeFi finds in months. I never heard it before and it just cracked me up.

posted by Slack-a-gogo 16 December | 16:44

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