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14 December 2005

THIS IS A SHOUTING THREAD! →[More:]

HOLIDAYS! PENISES! DOG TOENAILS! DRINKING!

post by: Specklet at: 17:52 | 40 comments

I AM SO F-ING HUNGRY, WHEN IS MY FRIEND GONNA CALL ME AND TELL ME HE'S READY TO GO TO DINNER, HE'S SUCH A LOSER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 14 December | 17:53

WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?

(this is what I was shouting in my sleep a few nights ago)

posted by agropyron 14 December | 17:57

ARGGHGGGGHHHHGHGGHGGHGGHGH

I AM VERY ANGRY AT THE MOMENT AND I DON'T KNOW WHY. I'D BLAME HORMONES, BUT I'M A BLOKE AND SURELY IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT. WHAT'S MOST FRUSTRATING IS I HAVE NO-ONE TO LASH OUT AT AS NO-ONE HAS DONE ANYTHING WRONG. WHY, WHY, WHY. WHY AM I SO ANGRY. WHY THE DESIRE TO PICK A FIGHT.

ARGHGHGGGGHHHHHHGHGHGHGHGHG

posted by seanyboy 14 December | 17:57

I LOVE SHOUTING THREADS! IT'S FREEZING OUT, AND WE"RE SUPPOSED TO GET YET ANOTHER COLD RAINY DAY TOMORROW INSTEAD OF FLUFFY WHITE. .V.

posted by chewatadistance 14 December | 17:58

THE MINUTES PASS SO SLOWLY

posted by rebirtha 14 December | 18:04

FUCK YOU, SEANYBOY!!! AND YOUR WHORE MOANS, TOO!!! PUT UP YER DUKES!!!

/SO BORED I'D CHEW RAZORWIRE SPAGHETTI JUST TO WATCH THE CLARET WET THE CUP.

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 14 December | 18:06

I WANT BEER

posted by rebirtha 14 December | 18:11

SEXUALLY REPRESSED PURITANICAL FREAKS FREAKING OUT OVER JANET JACKSON'S NIPPLE AND SNOW PENISES ARE RUINING THIS COUNTRY WITH THEIR CATECHISM OF FEAR AND GREED AND XENOPHOBIA

posted by fandango_matt 14 December | 18:21

MY THROAT IS SORE! I THINK I'M COMING DOWN WITH A COLD. WHY WHY WHY. AND! TESCOS IS SOLD OUT OF THE REALLY BIG TINS OF CELEBRATIONS! CHRISTMAS WON'T BE THE SAME WITHOUT THE REALLY BIG TIN OF CELEBRATIONS! STOP HOGGING ALL THE SWEETS YOU PIGGIES! LEAVE SOME FOR ME!

posted by flopsy 14 December | 18:27

I HATE IDENTITY THEFT!

posted by kenko 14 December | 18:38

I'D BLAME HORMONES, BUT I'M A BLOKE AND SURELY IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT.

WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY? OF COURSE IT'S YOUR HORMONES! TESTOSTERONE MAKES YOU ANGRY!

posted by Specklet 14 December | 18:39

I FINALLY WATCHED EPISODE THREE AND HOO BOY WAS IT SHITACULAR.

posted by sciurus 14 December | 18:41

I JUST BOTCHED MY LAST FINAL! I HATE THIS COLD VIRUS SO MUCH! I WISH I COULD KILL IT WITH A LARGE BLUNT OBJECT!

posted by muddgirl 14 December | 18:56

KEEP CALM. THERE'S NO NEED TO PANIC. MOVE SLOWLY AND CALMLY TOWARDS THE EXITS WITHOUT PANIC. DO NOT LOSE YOUR HEAD AND START A STAMPEDE. KEEP CALM... AAAAAARGGGGGH OOOOH OW DON'T OW OW OW

posted by warbaby 14 December | 19:06

THE DAMN THING IN THE DAMN PO REQUEST SOFTWARE WON'T LET ME SELECT THE THINGY FOR "ENGINEERING"!

THE LIGHTING INSTALLATION CHANGE ORDER TURNED OUT TO BE $19,000! MY BOSS IS GONNA KILL ME!

THE HOT DRUMMER BOY WON'T KISS ME ANYMORE BECAUSE AN EX CAME BACK INTO HIS LIFE!

OF COURSE, HE HAD TO BE THE VERY FIRST GUY I'M INTERESTED IN AFTER WRENCHING MY HEART AND DUMPING MY EX FIVE MONTHS AGO FOR BEING HUNG UP ON HIS EX. STUPID BOYS.

posted by Specklet 14 December | 19:07

I AM HUNGRY AND I WANT MY HUSBAND TO GET HOME FROM WORK AND COOK ME DINNER. NOW, DAMMIT!!

posted by gaspode 14 December | 19:08

T H I E D S N A C H E U E ! T H R S A I I G S L O V T R

posted by Eideteker 14 December | 19:09

I THEIVED KENKO'S IDENTITY!

AND BOUGHT LOTS OF AVANT-GARDE CD'S!

posted by matildaben 14 December | 19:11

I HAVE NOT DONE A SINGLE PRODUCTIVE THING ALL DAY BUT I WILL STILL GET PAID FOR IT

posted by cmonkey 14 December | 19:22

ONE OF MY CATS DIED AND I'M SAD. HE WAS HIT BY A CAR ON FRIDAY NIGHT OR SATURDAY AND I JUST FOUND OUT. I WAS REALLY HOPING THAT HE'D JUST WANDERED OFF AND FOUND A NEW FAMILY OR SOMETHING BUT NO.

posted by mygothlaundry 14 December | 19:27

YEAH WELL FUCK YOU TOO. I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOU TO COME OVER WAVING YOUR TINY LITTLE FISTS LIKE SOME STUPID PARODY OF 1800'S GENTLEMAN'S BOXING. YOU WANT SOME OF THIS. DO YOU. DO YOU. DO YOU. I DIDN'T THINK SO. SOMEBODY HAD BETTER HOLD ME BACK RIGHT NOW AND TELL ME THAT IT'S NOT WORTH IT, BECAUSE I SWEAR. I'M LIKE A FUCKING COILED SPRING, AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO BRING SEVEN SHADES OF THE APOCOLYPSE DOWN ON YOU SORRY, ABOUT TO BE DESTROYED ASS.

posted by seanyboy 14 December | 19:28

'I'LL ALWAYS COME BACK TO YOU,' HE SAID.

THEN HE LEFT.

AUUUUUGGGGGGH!

posted by WolfDaddy 14 December | 19:29

Well, that little explosion couldnt have come at a worse time.
Sorry to hear about that mygothlaundry.

posted by seanyboy 14 December | 19:30

WELL SCIRIUS. I JUST WATCHED THE ONE CALLED "DO NO HARM". THAT'S A FUCKING SAD EPISODE.

posted by seanyboy 14 December | 19:32

It's okay seanyboy. Made me laugh, and anyway, send it on out to whoever the asshole was who hit my cat.

posted by mygothlaundry 14 December | 19:33

Oh, mygoth, I'm so very sorry about the cat. So very sorry.

PEOPLE SUCK.

posted by mudpuppie 14 December | 19:41

"Coiled spring" had me rolling. Sorry about the cat, mygothlaundry. :(

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 14 December | 19:41

<Dean>
RAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRHHHHHH!
</Dean>

posted by porpoise 14 December | 20:01

HOLY LIVING FUCK, MY BIKE LOCK ATE MY KEY AND I HAD TO LEAVE MY BIKE MILES FROM HERE AND TAKE AN EXPENSIVE CAB RIDE HOME!

NOW I HAVE TO HOPE IT'S NOT STOLEN OVERNIGHT, THEN GO BACK WITH A HACKSAW IN MY BACKPACK TO FREE IT! I FULLY ANTICIPATE BEING SET UPON BY COPS WHILE SAWING MY LOCK!

posted by killdevil 14 December | 20:01

GRINCH IS ON (WB) RIGHT NOW!

FA WHO DOH RAY, FA WHO DOH RAY...

: >

posted by amberglow 14 December | 20:02

PLUS, I WAS SENTIMENTALLY ATTACHED TO THAT BIKE LOCK! I GOT IT IN MINOT, SOUTH DAKOTA ON MY WAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY!

posted by killdevil 14 December | 20:03

(IT'S THE GOOD CARTOON VERSION, NOT THE SHITTY JIM CARREY THING)!!

posted by amberglow 14 December | 20:03

NORTH DAKOTA, I MEANT.

posted by killdevil 14 December | 20:03

MY BOSS JUST PAID ME $22 TO TAKE A CRAP.

posted by fandango_matt 14 December | 20:08

FANDANGO_MATT, GOD BLESS CAPITALISM.

posted by killdevil 14 December | 20:11

ALSO, YOU CLEARLY MAKE MORE PER HOUR THAN I DO.

posted by killdevil 14 December | 20:13

I MUST SHOUT IN THIS THREAD BECAUSE IN REAL LIFE I HAVE COMPLETELY LOST MY VOICE AND CAN ONLY WHISPER AND IT IS STARTING TO PISS ME THE FUCK RIGHT OFF.

PERHAPS I CAN BRING THIS THREAD TO WORK TOMORROW AND HAVE IT SHOUT AT FOUR YEAR OLDS FOR ME SINCE I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL BE UP TO TASK.

NOT THAT I REALLY SHOUT AT THEM, BUT SOMETIMES YOU'VE GOT TO RAISE YOUR VOICE TO GET THEIR ATTENTION.

posted by grapefruitmoon 14 December | 22:24

flopsy : YOU SHOULD GET SOME COUGH DROPS. I'VE GOT HALLS, THEY'RE REALLY SPECTACULAR. VITAMIN C DROPS TOO.

I HAVE TO GET ALL MY NOURISHMENT IN DROP FORM BECAUSE MY THROAT IS TOO SORE TO SWALLOW ANYTHING OTHER THAN LIQUID AND MY OWN MUCUS.

posted by grapefruitmoon 14 December | 22:28

IT BOTHERS ME THAT I DON'T KNOW WHETHER SEANYBOY WAS REALLY BORN IN NEW JERSEY OR NOT. I DO THINK HE WAS BORN SOMEWHERE THOUGH.

suckS about the cat, sorry

posted by danostuporstar 14 December | 22:36

DO NOT WORRY DANOSTUPOR. I WAS NOT BORN IN NEW JERSEY. I WAS BORN IN SHEFFIELD. IT IS NOT VERY CLOSE TO NEW JERSEY.

I'M REALLY TIRED THIS MORNING.
ALSO, I HAVE LOST MY GUILLOTINE. HOW WILL I MAKE MY CARDS WITHOUT A GUILLOTINE.

posted by seanyboy 15 December | 02:38

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