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14 December 2005

That Jesus. He's everywhere. Everywhere!!

post by: JanetLand at: 09:38 | 19 comments

This is priceless.

posted by tr33hggr 14 December | 09:43

"And yea, most beloved of all are the clowns, for they alone shall live in garish color." Carl 12:4

posted by PinkStainlessTail 14 December | 10:08

The weightlifter one is my favorite too, tr33hggr. The way he's pumping his fists...hee. Too much.

posted by iconomy 14 December | 10:09

**giggle fit**

posted by rainbaby 14 December | 10:09

Jesus really likes sports.

posted by sisterhavana 14 December | 10:16

He's not wearing proper footwear!!!

posted by rainbaby 14 December | 10:20

I think these are kinda cute. It's nice for once to hear about a god-botherer who's focuses more on the inclusivity / love side of things than the usual "you're all going to burn in hell" nonsense spouted by such as the Chick tracts.
God bless you Larry Van Pelt. God bless you and your imaginary friend.

posted by seanyboy 14 December | 11:20

this is kinda old. old enough to have generated a parody, which i was prescient enough to have mirrored.

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posted by quonsar 14 December | 11:29

Hee hee! I actually find these rather sweet. And funny.

posted by Specklet 14 December | 13:11

Hey! I remember this!

posted by whatnot 14 December | 13:24

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posted by agropyron 14 December | 13:26

Hehheh. MeCha -- where MeFi double posts go to die.

posted by JanetLand 14 December | 13:41

Jesus is a caddy?!

posted by deborah 14 December | 13:41

Oh, and that clown thingie? Scary.

posted by deborah 14 December | 13:42

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"Clench, unclench. Clench, unclench."

posted by mudpuppie 14 December | 13:56

Jesus is my spotter.

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 14 December | 15:15

I at first thought the "French Horn" link said "French Porn" link. *sigh*

I really wanted to see that one.

posted by teece 14 December | 15:31

Thanks, agropyron... I'm going to a "Catholic gone bad" themed party saturday, I wanted something fun and silly to hand out. Looks like I'll be printing a couple dozen of those up at Kinkos!

posted by kellydamnit 14 December | 19:16

I probably should have linked the source. You can get "Jesus is Watching You Masturbate" Christmas ornaments at the Landover Baptist Ornament Store.

posted by agropyron 14 December | 20:30

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