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13 December 2005

Copulating Deaf Couple Unaware of Own Volume [More:]i'm sorry, but how many times in a life do you get to type that sentence? i had to.
Holy shit, I literally just came here to post this! Damn your caffienated hide!

"I could hear those two all the way from the parking lot." According to Zipelli, "It sounded as if they were bludgeoning a cow. There would be a low moan, like a ‘moo,’ and then a ‘bang’ and a higher-pitched ‘moo.’ It was like ‘MOO…BANG…MOOO!’"


posted by loquacious 13 December | 04:42
caffienated? i just got out of the bath
moo bang moo
posted by ethylene 13 December | 04:43
THE CAFFIENE BATH MORE LIKE

heh.
posted by loquacious 13 December | 04:56
is that suppose to make sense?
moo?
posted by ethylene 13 December | 05:40
You're asking me to make sense? You!? I piffle in your general direction. I throw little pickles at you. I paint your navel magenta and build an homage to Stonehenge around it in cookie crumbs, chanting "Omphalaos!" mirthfully. I grin at secret thoughts in your presence. Hah! HAH I say!!
posted by loquacious 13 December | 06:35
so you admit it means nothing and you assume things you do not understand to mean nothing--
ok.
does this have to do with the copulating or the deaf?
or humor pieces?
i'd like some little pickles, though. cornichons with my country pate, a little stone ground mustard
posted by ethylene 13 December | 06:40
and a chia pet. i never have gotten a chia pet.
i'd like the chia herb garden.
posted by ethylene 13 December | 06:43
Well, no, I admit nothing except that I'm confused as to how "CAFFIENE BATH" didn't automagically translate into "ethylene just took a bath in pure caffiene" to you. ;)

It was just a glib jib, or perhaps a rib jab, but certainly all jibbajabba.
posted by loquacious 13 December | 07:05
this mitigates my want of tiny pickles not at all
posted by ethylene 13 December | 07:10
pertaining to nothing in particular:
i think my crush on steve carell has gone a bit far and i haven't even seen the 40 year old virgin yet.
he's manly and yet boyish
and funny as fuck
i think i have to return reefer madness unseen just to get my virgin here faster.
i want that poster to take up the majority of my wall.
posted by ethylene 13 December | 08:23
Cute word play. Thanks!
posted by Cryptical Envelopment 13 December | 08:23
speaking of copulating volumes, i'm wondering if i should have sex with my ex as i really don't wanna have to break in someone new and know i don't have to worry about him getting the wrong idea.
i would have to be aware of volume though in many ways.
posted by ethylene 13 December | 08:34
i think i'll make coffee now
moo
bang
moo
posted by ethylene 13 December | 08:58
Moo! Bang! Moo!
posted by Capn 13 December | 11:48
Heh. I once got a "your TV is too loud" note.

It obviously wasn't about my TV.
posted by stilicho 13 December | 22:06
Moo? *boom!*
posted by loquacious 13 December | 22:19
Stanley Williams, dead at 53 || Salsa and scrambled eggs

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