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09 December 2005

I've always wondered... Does Faint of Butt have an anus? Is the lack of one why his butt is so faint? If so, why does MetaFilter attract so many anus-less users?

post by: grouse at: 11:32 | 13 comments

I thought it was the New Yorker where nobody had an anus.

posted by jonmc 09 December | 11:43

I thought you were a New Yorker.

posted by grouse 09 December | 11:48

Faint of Butt has inspired 1 thread on MetaChat

Looks like it's time to update his user page again.

I don't think it's so much a MetaFilter thing as a cultural one. The issue has gained more attention recently so the afflicted are more apt to share who they really are with the rest of the world. This phenomena is quite liberating actually, though not as relieving as one would hope.

posted by danostuporstar 09 December | 11:52

I smell telethon!

posted by go dog go 09 December | 11:59

Fundament Parkadelic might be a good handle.

posted by danostuporstar 09 December | 12:06

And why does mecha attract the generously anused?

posted by Hugh Janus 09 December | 12:13

See, you took Faint's and IIHAA's to New York when you left Maryland, didn't you?
(Maybe that's that what jon was referring to?)

posted by danostuporstar 09 December | 12:15

Yep, and I dragged them, randy-dog-style, across many miles of carpet, before I slept.

posted by Hugh Janus 09 December | 12:22

Too many commas, Hugh. Either that or just poor sentence construction. Probably the latter.

Either way, shame on you.

posted by Hugh Janus 09 December | 12:23

New Yorker, the magazine, you philistines, not the state or city! I assure you my anus functions proudly and vigorously.

[ahem]

I'm working on a CD of "Bulgarian Custom Songs." One of the songs is titled "A Mighty Boy Is Saddling His Horse." I feel wonderfully ridiculous just typing it.

posted by jonmc 09 December | 12:28

becuase they're full of it?
*badump bump*

posted by ethylene 09 December | 12:32

Just be glad Hugh Janus' angry cousin Ray Janus didn't join mecha. You DO NOT want to see him get mad.

posted by taz 09 December | 13:15

i can't believe the no one's mined this mudvein yet

posted by ethylene 09 December | 14:18

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