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09 December 2005

Electronic Surgery - Double arm amputees

post by: puke & cry at: 16:13 | 19 comments

You've got to hand it to them. No, really - you've got to.

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 09 December | 16:21

Yum, sick fetish for women who literally can't lift a hand in their own defense.

posted by orthogonality 09 December | 16:52

Yeah, ortho - they're totally unarmed.

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 09 December | 17:02

Why the hell did I write "Electric" when I clearly meant to write "Electronic"? Although 'electric surgery' is a good band name. Gotta write that down.

fixed! -taz

posted by puke & cry 09 December | 17:03

Ed Carlson's ES' contacts (0)

You aren't on Ed Carlson's ES' contacts list.

Ed Carlson's ES hasn't listed any contacts yet.

Ed Carlson's ES doesn't have any testimonials yet.

Big surprise.

Because, obviously, all of Ed Carlson's friends can't type.

posted by taz 09 December | 17:04

That. Is. Such. A. Gross. Fetish.

posted by Specklet 09 December | 17:31

puke & cry - Although 'electric surgery' is a good band name.

When cutting a patient open (such as to add or subtract a kidney), surgeons typically rig the patient up to an electric circuit and a conductive instrument to the other end of the circuit. When the conductive instrument touches tissue, the tissue scientamagically parts ways.

Kind of disgusting when zapping through layers upon layers of fat, though.

... parted through adipose like Moses through the red sea...

posted by porpoise 09 December | 18:01

So wrong.

(so anybody got some unaltered pics of the blonde about to hop into the bath? heh)

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 09 December | 18:09

get me an electrified wire, two roach clips and a mini cam
i'm going stone hunting

posted by ethylene 09 December | 18:11

i don't like the internet anymore.

posted by sam 09 December | 18:22

When cutting a patient open (such as to add or subtract a kidney)

I've had two kidneys added and that's not how they did it either time.

Seriously though, that sounds pretty cool. Although smelly.

posted by puke & cry 09 December | 18:23

Surprisingly, no smell. Less blood than with a scalpel.

I hope your new kidneys are doing well, regardless of how the vector to their insertion point was prepped! Just curious - where they added ventrally (ie., in the area of the abdomen, in the front)?

posted by porpoise 09 December | 18:39

oh I just carry them around with me in a cooler. I guess "added" isn't the correct word.

posted by puke & cry 09 December | 19:06

That's fucking weird. Period.

posted by deborah 09 December | 19:25

Clearly not a Polyarmorist.

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 09 December | 19:34

I don't believe it
Amputees masturbating
So darn flexible

posted by Eideteker 09 December | 20:16

Eh. Mostly Armless.

posted by loquacious 09 December | 20:43

Jesus. I just read the captions on his first album and it literally gave me the chills. Fucking creep.

posted by puke & cry 09 December | 22:17

But you gotta love the context sensitive text ads served by yahoo:

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Find, compare and buy Furniture and other Home and Garden products. Read product reviews and compare prices with tax and...

posted by taz 10 December | 02:44

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