Sick gaspode! I've got a bad cold. Help me, please...
→[More:]So bad headache, throat swollen up and runny runny runny nose that just won't stop. Give me recommendations, please. Pharmaceuticals, herbal remedies, whatever. I do not shy from taking strong medications. What is going to alleviate my symptoms the best?
ps. I'd rather not take an antihistamine, because my throat is already dry as hell. Hey! Maybe if I tilt my head back and let the snot run down my throat...