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Stay away from that first fellator* linked, as there's too much involvement of the teeth there.
* Also fellatrix, according to my OED. The Apple dictionary is too prude, though, and doesn't even know the root fellatio. Although I just sullied it, and made it learn it.
Bananas as phallic objects? You don't say? What's next, breasts represented by some sort of fruit? Like, I don't know, melons or something. That would be totally out there.
My mother found me running around on the schoolgrounds singing this at the top of my eight-year old lungs, and I don't think I've ever seen her as mortified before or since.
I loved that album when I was a kid. Ah, the memories.