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07 December 2005

Just for the Holidays! My special curse for December. →[More:]I'm keeping things festive around here with this special Holiday curse phrase: Blitzen Poop!

post by: Secret Life of Gravy at: 11:09 | 16 comments

Reindeer runs?

posted by tr33hggr 07 December | 11:28

Everyone knows the fairy tales
and old stories
that fairies
and witches tell us,
but this one is new
and that's why I'm telling you:

Rudolph the tiny reindeer
known throughout Lapland
because his red nose
glows like fire far and wide.

All the animals laugh,
just look at his nose!
Rudolph is so desperate
for he can't change anything.

But just before Christmas time
Nicholas came.
Rudolph's nose guided him
out of the dark forest.

He was the hero of the day,
everyone was proud and happy,
and people admire Rudolph
still today at the zoo.

I think it sucsk Donner Dicks that those krauts put Rudolph in a zoo.

posted by danostuporstar 07 December | 11:30

Reindeer runs?

No, tr33hggr. I can see you are new to the world of cursing. Curses never end in question marks unless it is "What the Fuck?" To be a proper curse you must use exclamation points like this: Reindeer Runs! Santa Snot! Christ in a Manger!

posted by Secret Life of Gravy 07 December | 11:36

Thanks for the pointers. After just having taken doggie out to potty, I can now safely (and correctly) say Dog shitsicle!

posted by tr33hggr 07 December | 12:25

Nice!

I was just thinking Elf Fucker! would be good.

posted by Secret Life of Gravy 07 December | 12:42

Oooh, that is good!

posted by Specklet 07 December | 12:44

JEEEEEEEZUS KRINGLE!

posted by Hugh Janus 07 December | 13:09

I don't know that I could use Elf Fucker. My BIL is rather short and my sister might take offense.

How about Jingle Balls?

posted by jrossi4r 07 December | 13:10

Fruitcake shits!

posted by Capn 07 December | 13:41

You've been naughty so here's the scoop:
All you get for christmas is snowman poop!
*accompanied by bag of marshmallows*

posted by bunnyfire 07 December | 14:01

I don't know that I could use Elf Fucker. My BIL is rather short and my sister might take offense.

I was going to suggest the PG-13 version: Elf Licker, but I see that the problem is with the word Elf. So how about: Frosty Fucker!

Ding Dong Dingleberry!
Wassailing Asshole!
Fudge-Packing Santa!

posted by Secret Life of Gravy 07 December | 14:16

Wassailing Asshole! Bwaa haaaa!

posted by Specklet 07 December | 14:17

SLoG is a mistleho but I'm stealing fudge-packin santa anyway.

posted by danostuporstar 07 December | 14:19

I snorted out loud and the cats are looking at me funny.

posted by deborah 07 December | 15:01

Don't get me started on the Wassailing Assholes. They start out all sweet and then start strongarming you for figgy pudding.

Suck my candy cane you fruitcake-eatin', elf-lickin', Blitzen-humpin' ho-ho-ho bags!

posted by jrossi4r 07 December | 15:11

Good King Wenceslasshole also.

posted by Divine_Wino 07 December | 15:12

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