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05 December 2005

What are some fun Google searchs that your site comes up number one for? →[More:]A subtle way to self-link of course.

post by: panoptican at: 15:19 | 17 comments

I'm the expert on Cyborg Cheney. We've met many times.

posted by panoptican 05 December | 15:21

back when I had a blog, I used to get a lot of hits for "Flintstone Porn."

YABBA-DABBA-DO-ME?

posted by jonmc 05 December | 15:24

I don't keep track of that anymore, but I used to submit things to Disturbing Search Requests.

posted by dhartung 05 December | 15:42

Here's a list of actual searches that led people to my site. I find it both impressive and disturbing. I also find some people's poor search skills very frightening.

why did they challenge the book i know why the caged bird sings
cursing in school legislation
nazi book banning
consumer complaints, mict
news article audio adrenaline pillar
south gwinnett dress code
articles on the dangers of graffiti vandalism
what does the fcc consider indecent?
banned books the perks of being a wallflower reasons why
ohio bible literacy project
nip tuck gay sex
chuck's body piercing lebanon, pa prices
prison break product placement
ratfuck definition
david ludwig kara borden video clips dec 1
american-british spellings
why book burning good pro-censorship
opera winfrey toss salad
nip tuck billboard balloon
dear abby articles homosexuals bible washington post
cursing in school
reasons for against banning tv violence
reactions to jimmy swaggart apology speech
fargo adult bookstore
pro-censorship book ban
painting using topless method breasts
old newyorktimes newspaper
fuzzy snow angel lingerie
curing indecent exposure
violence in fairly odd parents parents review
do not censor abercrombie & fitch advertisements
christmas tree vs. holiday tree
rainbow party explicit passages
connecticut $103 curse
the guy games modify
school writes tickets for cursing
animals copulating
president bush don't know how to speak
government rules that vz must freezing access line
sex deja vu pittsburgh angel
letter to santa boondocks
christ friendly retailers
rhetoric of nip/tuck
angry elf beer
health risk of thong underwear
pictures of mischa barton's wardrobe malfunction
opie anthony busty
hitler theologians
sex a baller
adult bookstore radcliff kentucky
how to apply a job in qatar tv doha station
cindy margolis oops
big brother men frontal nudity photo
nj pick a bale of cotton
controversy over pope john banning myspace
unrated dukes of hazzard pics college girl
supernatural tv shows and the government preparing united states
nazi ban on call of the wild
adult video ann arbor
music censoring of watergate
michael jackson pictures
false advertising in the video game industry
letter of complaint
ban on censorship in games
pro censorship book banning
chan nai-ming
charles and camilla: whatever love means, summary
counterintelligence field activity
media violence should be banned
students in preston high school fined for foul language
producer
liberty news tv, ... anchor woman with dark brown hair
news on the debate of whether to use merry christmas or happy holidays
farewell letter employee changing jobs
women drivers,wmv
valerie stevens worth shoes
breasts not bombs gallery
school uniforms debate mother knows best article
censorship of revolting rhymes by roald dahl
suck in neutral trueman
johnny cash's first wife objection portrayal walk the line movie
free abortions in kent, ohio

posted by mudpuppie 05 December | 15:49

Jeez, I guess the puppie wins. But every month, and I mean every month, someone searches for the phrase "monkey love" and finds us. Why, I could not say.

posted by melissa may 05 December | 16:06

I get a lot of people searching for nude pictures of random celebrities. (Which I don't keep online anyway.)

posted by goatdog 05 December | 16:27

Yeah, I keep getting searches for "Mariette Hartley nude". I have used those individual words, it's true, but I have no such photos and doubt very much that they even exist.

posted by bmarkey 05 December | 16:32

I've gotten searches for a naked Mariette Hartley too. How weird is THAT person?

(Although I did have a big crush on her back during her Polaroid days.)

posted by mudpuppie 05 December | 16:46

Pup, from the second line in that list I knew it was you :)

posted by nomis 05 December | 16:58

OK, you can always find me now. If you need to.

posted by Wolfdog 05 December | 17:05

This works, too. I rule the internets.

posted by Wolfdog 05 December | 17:11

I get mostly sensible search referrals, but occasionally my site is consulted with regard to such subjects as:

naked rituals
pig slaughtering
cats in love
deformed snakes
ridiculous pictures of houses
perfectly circumcised cocks
actors that have died
headless woman pictures
latin for arse
sex in a crowded train

It's sometimes sad the way that people seem to talk to their search engines as if they were people: the query 'what makes a person cold unfriendly and distant' brought one unhappy-sounding searcher to my site, while some other worried googler wrote 'what happens if a dog eats the squeeker of a toy'.

posted by misteraitch 05 December | 17:16

Last week I had the #1 hit for <cow army>. No longer, apparently.

posted by grouse 05 December | 17:59

I used to be #1 for "saccades" when I still had that site. I still get the occasional hit for Foreign Robot Porno Story.

posted by Eideteker 05 December | 21:34

"Who we all honorin’ here today?"

posted by growabrain 05 December | 22:39

gox box sox

posted by arse_hat 05 December | 23:30

This all sounds like mushroom snobbery if you ask me.

posted by danostuporstar 05 December | 23:55

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