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02 December 2005

"Don't move that rock. You'll kill the fairies!" The second story down.

post by: arse_hat at: 17:00 | 9 comments

I killed a fairy in Reno just to watch it die.

It took forever to wash all the glitter out of my hair.

posted by mudpuppie 02 December | 17:18

But smashed fairies are the best kind!

posted by jrossi4r 02 December | 17:37

"Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers!"
Ah, good times.

posted by wendell 02 December | 17:42

I think it's wonderful an entire village still believes in faeries.

posted by danostuporstar 02 December | 17:43

It takes a village...

posted by wendell 02 December | 17:52

I think it's wonderful an entire village still believes in faeries.

And that village grew up, and is known today as San Francisco. And now you know ... the rest of the story.

posted by dhartung 02 December | 18:06

We believe in a lot things here in SF, fairies hardly being the least credible of things on the list.

posted by Frisbee Girl 02 December | 18:27

Those guys were looking out for the developer's best interest. You don't want a horde of pissed off faeries on your ass, let me tell you.

posted by Edible Energy 03 December | 10:05

I first read this as "Don't move that crack. You'll kill the fairies!" and had a different idea altogether.

Even though I was wrong, just leave your crack alone, 'cause who knows - maybe there really are fairies in there.

posted by taz 03 December | 10:16

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