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29 November 2005

Yo mama so ugly she gotta tie a pork chop around her neck so the dog'll play with her! Collectible card games have evolved to their highest peak yet...
I think it's important... for kids, to remove all the creativity and inventivness from an activity, but to keep the meanness and cynicism.
posted by Capn 29 November | 18:57
Also, yo mama so dumb, she though Hugh Downs was a racetrack.
posted by Capn 29 November | 18:58
Yo Mama so dumb she thought she was a cello playa.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 29 November | 19:03
Yo mama so old she got Jesus' beeper number.
posted by jonmc 29 November | 19:04
(of course when I saw them on the counter, I bought a pack. do you really have to ask?)
posted by jonmc 29 November | 19:07
Lets get off mothers, I just got off yours.
posted by sciurus 29 November | 19:09
i want these for my birthday! /subtle hint


; >
posted by amberglow 29 November | 19:11
yo mama so fat they gave her her own zipcode.
posted by amberglow 29 November | 19:12
Yo mama so loose the doctor just walked in and carried you out.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 29 November | 19:12
Yo mama so ugly, you could mash her face in dough and make gorilla cookies. (Props to Redd Foxx.)
posted by bmarkey 29 November | 19:12
dude, they're only a buck, use your chanukah gelt ;>

and yo mama so fat she was at port authority and someone asked if she was local or express.
posted by jonmc 29 November | 19:13
Your Mama is so obese, that literally, she had to go to the doctor and get liposuction. And some Cholesterol pills.
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I'm not so good at this.
posted by seanyboy 29 November | 19:31
Your Mother is so overweight that the doctor recommended that she eat healthier and get regular exercise.
posted by sciurus 29 November | 19:33
Your mother is positively turgid, seanyboy.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 29 November | 19:33
Well, she would be, except for the fact that we cremated her.
<sobs>
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<crickets>
posted by seanyboy 29 November | 19:38
Your Mother is so old that she is eligible for senior citizen's discounts.
posted by sciurus 29 November | 19:40
I thought she was looking a little ashen.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 29 November | 19:40
jeez, seanyboy is sobbing crickets. you should have a Doctor look at that, man.

Also, the corner store where I bought these cards gives you a free lighter with a pack of smokes, and the ones they've been giving out the past week are oddly phallic shaped. So know I've got two clear plastic flame-shooting crypto-cocks.
posted by jonmc 29 November | 19:43
"I've got two clear plastic flame-shooting crypto-cocks."

Must have got that from yo Mama.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 29 November | 19:46
Yowza!

Just for that, here's a song that gets me totally hyped

(Every Time I Hear That) Mellow Saxophone - Roy Montrell

Rip it, Rock it, Davy Crockett, indeed.
posted by jonmc 29 November | 19:48
yo mama so ugly she posed for the Wal-Mart sale flyer holding a clear plastic flame shooting crypto-cock.
posted by mihail 29 November | 19:51
Your mother was such a bad mother, that she created you. And look at you. jeez. I mean, come on. That's fucked up is that. How badly do you have to bring up a kid to get something like you. Those weird insecurities, the way you act in public, the mistakes that you have made. I sure hope that you're not going to do the same. If you have kids that is. Well, I hope, but face it, you are going to be as bad. Sin's of the father, etc. Do yourself a favour already. Car Exhaust, hosepipe, bottle of Gin. Do I need to spell it out.
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Did I go too far?
posted by seanyboy 29 November | 19:52
"Rip it, Rock it, Davy Crockett."

Sweeeeet! You win. I take back everything I said about your mama while I was banging your sister.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 29 November | 19:55
Your mother is so financially challenged, your bologna had only a first name.
posted by Feisty 29 November | 20:10
The Dozens are best imagined. I always liked that part about the Dozens the best. The trick is to see what is most vivid in your opponent's imagination; what gets them worked up the most.

But really, it's always nice to have Black Culture marketed back at you. The black half of me is mildly offput, but also wants to show up the cards with his own reknown Dozens prowess (once busted on a dude for three hours straight). My white half secretly covets the cards and hopes that collecting them will make him somehow "blacker" and more hip.
posted by Eideteker 29 November | 21:17
eideteker, crassifizing and bastardizing "pure" ethnic culture is what America does best, and I'm not even kidding.

As Denis Leary put it: France gave us Le Croissant, we gave them the Croissandwich, thankyouverymuch.
posted by jonmc 29 November | 21:21
Denis Leary's Mama is so fat, when her water broke, Brownie actually left dinner early.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 29 November | 21:41
and yo mama so fat she was at port authority and someone asked if she was local or express.
love that one!

Feisty, don't be so polite--it's not financially challenged--it's poor. : >

yo mama so slutty planned parenthood gave her her own stirrups. ; >
posted by amberglow 29 November | 23:28
Yo mama so ugly, even Ray Charles double-bagged her.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 29 November | 23:50
Yo mama stink so bad, her fart smell better than her ass!
posted by Hugh Janus 30 November | 11:27
Yo Mama had a Hugh Janus.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 30 November | 11:30
Yes. Yes, she did.
posted by Hugh Janus 30 November | 11:40
Brownie actually left dinner early.

I must find a way to steal this one.
posted by danostuporstar 30 November | 11:47
Yo mama so fat, her shadow can kill a small dog!

Late to the party, but had to chime in.
posted by Specklet 30 November | 20:29
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